My older sister did something bad.

Megamannt125 said:
cryindarkness said:
Megamannt125 said:
cryindarkness said:
Megamannt125 said:
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Not even rape?
*coughmegacough*
That's what pepper spray is for.
Or carry a knife around.
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaah..suure wtv.
But i you don't have that on you, and some dude is trying to rape you, wtf r you gonna do?
obv.kick & run
Well if it's something like that and you don't have anything I guess it could be ok if you just kicked him a little OR better yet kick him somewhere else.
But doing it for fun or if someone gets on your nerves or left your cat somewhere isn't excusable and is wrong.
I lol'd.

Cry, you and I both know, that we'd kick a guy in the nuts if he tried to do anything to us.
 
coffeebean! said:
Megamannt125 said:
cryindarkness said:
Megamannt125 said:
cryindarkness said:
Quoting limited to 5 levels deep
That's what pepper spray is for.
Or carry a knife around.
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaah..suure wtv.
But i you don't have that on you, and some dude is trying to rape you, wtf r you gonna do?
obv.kick & run
Well if it's something like that and you don't have anything I guess it could be ok if you just kicked him a little OR better yet kick him somewhere else.
But doing it for fun or if someone gets on your nerves or left your cat somewhere isn't excusable and is wrong.
I lol'd.

Cry, you and I both know, that we'd kick a guy in the nuts if he tried to do anything to us.
Just don't kick anyone for a stupid reason. <_<
 
Megamannt125 said:
cryindarkness said:
Megamannt125 said:
cryindarkness said:
Megamannt125 said:
Quoting limited to 5 levels deep
Not even rape?
*coughmegacough*
That's what pepper spray is for.
Or carry a knife around.
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaah..suure wtv.
But i you don't have that on you, and some dude is trying to rape you, wtf r you gonna do?
obv.kick & run
Well if it's something like that and you don't have anything I guess it could be ok if you just kicked him a little OR better yet kick him somewhere else.
But doing it for fun or if someone gets on your nerves or left your cat somewhere isn't excusable and is wrong.
If someone is trying to sexually assault you, if it is a man, that's the first place you're supposed to go for. They taught us that in self-defense class, and that's how my friend escaped.
 
Here's what you do.
Extract revenge.

1. Get her things, and pile it up in a nice neat way.

2. Surround it with paper, and put some inside her things, and put some half-way through her things.

3. Wait for her to come, then when you see her, light a match and throw it in the pile.
She will obviously try to extinguish the fire.

4. When she asks why you did that, tell her, "This is nothing compared to where your going when you die. Hopefully, you become Satan's female dog where you can be used until you're all shriveled up and thrown away in the garbage pile where you belong."

5. Knee her in the face a la Captain Falcon.

6. If she doesn't bleed but she's on the floor, step on her face.
 
TravisTouchdown said:
Here's what you do.
Extract revenge.

1. Get her things, and pile it up in a nice neat way.

2. Surround it with paper, and put some inside her things, and put some half-way through her things.

3. Wait for her to come, then when you see her, light a match and throw it in the pile.
She will obviously try to extinguish the fire.

4. When she asks why you did that, tell her, "This is nothing compared to where your going when you die. Hopefully, you become Satan's female dog where you can be used until you're all shriveled up and thrown away in the garbage pile where you belong."

5. Knee her in the face a la Captain Falcon.

6. If she doesn't bleed but she's on the floor, step on her face.
I lol'd

I'll do that. =D
 
Jojo said:
TravisTouchdown said:
Here's what you do.
Extract revenge.

1. Get her things, and pile it up in a nice neat way.

2. Surround it with paper, and put some inside her things, and put some half-way through her things.

3. Wait for her to come, then when you see her, light a match and throw it in the pile.
She will obviously try to extinguish the fire.

4. When she asks why you did that, tell her, "This is nothing compared to where your going when you die. Hopefully, you become Satan's female dog where you can be used until you're all shriveled up and thrown away in the garbage pile where you belong."

5. Knee her in the face a la Captain Falcon.

6. If she doesn't bleed but she's on the floor, step on her face.
I lol'd

I'll do that. =D
7. Make sure you video tape everything.

8. Put it up on Youtube.
 
TravisTouchdown said:
Jojo said:
TravisTouchdown said:
Here's what you do.
Extract revenge.

1. Get her things, and pile it up in a nice neat way.

2. Surround it with paper, and put some inside her things, and put some half-way through her things.

3. Wait for her to come, then when you see her, light a match and throw it in the pile.
She will obviously try to extinguish the fire.

4. When she asks why you did that, tell her, "This is nothing compared to where your going when you die. Hopefully, you become Satan's female dog where you can be used until you're all shriveled up and thrown away in the garbage pile where you belong."

5. Knee her in the face a la Captain Falcon.

6. If she doesn't bleed but she's on the floor, step on her face.
I lol'd

I'll do that. =D
7. Make sure you video tape everything.

8. Put it up on Youtube.
hey i have a camcorder invite me over maybe ill shoot it
 
TravisTouchdown said:
Here's what you do.
Extract revenge.

1. Get her things, and pile it up in a nice neat way.

2. Surround it with paper, and put some inside her things, and put some half-way through her things.

3. Wait for her to come, then when you see her, light a match and throw it in the pile.
She will obviously try to extinguish the fire.

4. When she asks why you did that, tell her, "This is nothing compared to where your going when you die. Hopefully, you become Satan's female dog where you can be used until you're all shriveled up and thrown away in the garbage pile where you belong."

5. Knee her in the face a la Captain Falcon.

6. If she doesn't bleed but she's on the floor, step on her face.
Mr. Graphic
 
TravisTouchdown said:
Here's what you do.
Extract revenge.

1. Get her things, and pile it up in a nice neat way.

2. Surround it with paper, and put some inside her things, and put some half-way through her things.

3. Wait for her to come, then when you see her, light a match and throw it in the pile.
She will obviously try to extinguish the fire.

4. When she asks why you did that, tell her, "This is nothing compared to where your going when you die. Hopefully, you become Satan's female dog where you can be used until you're all shriveled up and thrown away in the garbage pile where you belong."

5. Knee her in the face a la Captain Falcon.

6. If she doesn't bleed but she's on the floor, step on her face.
I love you(:
 
Bacon Boy said:
TravisTouchdown said:
Here's what you do.
Extract revenge.

1. Get her things, and pile it up in a nice neat way.

2. Surround it with paper, and put some inside her things, and put some half-way through her things.

3. Wait for her to come, then when you see her, light a match and throw it in the pile.
She will obviously try to extinguish the fire.

4. When she asks why you did that, tell her, "This is nothing compared to where your going when you die. Hopefully, you become Satan's female dog where you can be used until you're all shriveled up and thrown away in the garbage pile where you belong."

5. Knee her in the face a la Captain Falcon.

6. If she doesn't bleed but she's on the floor, step on her face.
Mr. Graphic
You kidding me? That's nothing.
Want me to go further?
 
TravisTouchdown said:
Jojo said:
TravisTouchdown said:
Here's what you do.
Extract revenge.

1. Get her things, and pile it up in a nice neat way.

2. Surround it with paper, and put some inside her things, and put some half-way through her things.

3. Wait for her to come, then when you see her, light a match and throw it in the pile.
She will obviously try to extinguish the fire.

4. When she asks why you did that, tell her, "This is nothing compared to where your going when you die. Hopefully, you become Satan's female dog where you can be used until you're all shriveled up and thrown away in the garbage pile where you belong."

5. Knee her in the face a la Captain Falcon.

6. If she doesn't bleed but she's on the floor, step on her face.
I lol'd

I'll do that. =D
7. Make sure you video tape everything.

8. Put it up on Youtube.
Haha, Kay.. I have to find my camera nao.
 
By the way, when she's sleeping, carefully duct tape her mouth.
If she doesn't wake up, whip her in the body with a belt. If she does wake up, whip her in the face with the belt.
 
TravisTouchdown said:
By the way, when she's sleeping, carefully duct tape her mouth.
If she doesn't wake up, whip her in the body with a belt. If she does wake up, whip her in the face with the belt.
I love you.

Nao I'll have to pick one xD
 
:'( i almost started crying i feel your pain ( almost ) my cat went missing in 7th grade and my dad told me he didnt see the cat last night so the thought he got hurt and right away i started bawling so i know how you feel , i also right away started makeing posters that day... 4 days later he came hoe or it was 2 i unno lol , but yea :'( i srsly almost started crying hang on mann <3 hopes go out for your cat to come home
 
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