My Friend Fails

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It's sad when my real life friends do this:
[conversation with my friend jenny]

[18:40] jenny: i think it's gay.
[18:40] coffeh: dont use gay out of context
[18:40] coffeh: its offensive
[18:41] jenny: LAMELAMELAME
[18:41] coffeh: you're lame
[18:41] jenny: lol,the guy has nice bunny slippers
[18:41] coffeh: your logic lacks logic
[18:41] coffeh: orly
[18:41] jenny: you're mom was lame in bed last night
[18:41] coffeh: inorite
[18:41] jenny: YOUR LIFE LACKS LOGIC
[18:41] coffeh: thats why you shouldnt try her
[18:41] jenny: lollllll(:
[18:41] coffeh: orly?
[18:42] coffeh: you dont even know what youre saying
[18:42] coffeh: xD

[18:42] jenny: well you shouldnt of reccommmended it
[18:42] coffeh: my bad
[18:42] jenny: you don't either
[18:42] coffeh: i went from the back
[18:42] coffeh: actually i do
[18:42] coffeh: lawl
[18:42] jenny: :0
[18:42] jenny: the back of what?
[18:42] jenny: ew.
[18:42] jenny: ew.
[18:42] jenny: ew.
[18:42] jenny: ewww/
[18:42] jenny: orly?
[18:42] coffeh: exactly
[18:42] coffeh: lolfail
[18:43] jenny: you;re mom's fail.
[18:43] jenny: HAHAHAHAHA.
[18:43] jenny: take that.
[18:43] coffeh: darling, you fail
[18:43] jenny: pft.
[18:43] jenny: you fail.
[18:43] jenny: by calling me darling.
[18:43] jenny: oooh.
[18:44] coffeh: damn jenny talking to you is like talking to a ******** 4 year old
[18:44] jenny: STOP CURSING
[18:44] coffeh: OH BAWWWWWWWWW
[18:44] jenny: im not ********.
[18:44] coffeh: OLOLOLOL
[18:44] coffeh: nice one
[18:44] jenny: it's just my reacting to you.
[18:44] coffeh: ahahah
[18:44] coffeh: dude
[18:44] jenny: *reacting
[18:44] jenny: *reaction
[18:44] coffeh: id love you to join this forum i go to
[18:44] coffeh: we'd all pwn you
[18:44] coffeh: lol n00b
[18:45] jenny: hey,i no what n00b means hoe.
[18:45] coffeh: lol you spelled ho wrong
[18:45] jenny: SO?
[18:45] jenny: since when were you the grammer police?
[18:45] jenny: GOSH!
[18:45] jenny: always gotta be so critical
[18:45] coffeh: SINCE YOU SAID YER GRAMMAR WAS BETTER FOOL
[18:45] coffeh: (:
[18:46] jenny: you assumed.
[18:46] jenny: so you fail at assuming
[18:46] jenny: AHA!
[18:46] coffeh: you fail at trying to pwn the uber evilness
[18:46] jenny: i didnt need to own super evil-ness
[18:46] coffeh: YOURE FAILING SO MUCH
[18:46] coffeh: XDDDDD
[18:46] coffeh: omggg
[18:46] coffeh: rotfl
[18:47] coffeh: yer such a nublet jenny
[18:47] jenny: the grammer police apparently has crappy grammer
[18:47] jenny: HA>
[18:47] jenny: take that
[18:47] coffeh: naw
[18:47] coffeh: if yer gonna insult someone
[18:47] coffeh: at least do it correctly
[18:47] coffeh: as someone wise once said
[18:47] coffeh: LMAO
[18:47] jenny: a nublet.im not new dude.
[18:47] coffeh: /facepalm
[18:47] jenny: get yer slang right.
[18:48] coffeh: you dont even know what youre saying
[18:48] coffeh: do you know what nublet means?
[18:48] jenny: nublet=newbie
[18:48] coffeh: um no
[18:48] coffeh: newbie=newb
[18:48] jenny: n00b=annoying newcomer like YOU
[18:48] coffeh: nublet=n00b
[18:48] coffeh: LOL
[18:48] jenny: justkidding XD
[18:48] coffeh: that made my day
[18:48] coffeh: of course
[18:48] coffeh: by the way jenny
[18:48] jenny: WHAT
[18:48] coffeh: imma post this conversation on the forum I go too so everyone can have a crack
[18:49] jenny: nobody would waste their time reading this.
[18:49] coffeh: actually they would
[18:49] jenny: at least i bring joy to the world
[18:49] coffeh: naw
[18:49] jenny: !#$%&?
[18:49] coffeh: you just bring nub slayers like me
[18:49] coffeh: to you

And some more from later:

[18:50] jenny: -stomps feet and pouts-
[18:51] jenny: >:$
[18:51] jenny: :x
[18:51] jenny: teheh,nice skull
[18:51] jenny: it's all empty like the space between your ears
[18:52] jenny: NOOO, MAN DOWN,MAN DOWN!
[18:52] coffeh: JENNY MADE A FUNNY
[18:52] coffeh: EVERYONE LAUGH
[18:52] coffeh: LOLOL
[18:53] jenny: i should put the on myspace
[18:53] jenny: we're both named jennifer here.
[18:53] jenny: DUH!
[18:53] coffeh: LOLNOWAI
 
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