Mermaid Facts and Tidbits

[pillow bunny]

I'll link to some of my better troll threads on other forums if that's allowed, as like inspiration or something.

 

[himeki]

Spoiler: Dialogue Sent to me- probably best if you don't pm them

I don't think...I know. I happen to have mermaid DNA. When my legs get wet they turn into blue scales. Right now I'm still developing my tail
I am confused as to why most humans get offended at such a harmless belief. It's a shame that your kind can't imagine anything greater then themselves, that's the vibe I'm getting from you. Goodbye and goodnight.
No, You just want me to say what you want to hear, not only you but most of those people on that thread. Humans do that out of fear of the unknown. You can reject that fact all you want. It will never change what I belief.
So you assume I'm just human? For all I know you could be a government agent who specializes in such subject which by god is classified as a cover up. Where I come from my kind would be just as shocked to see you say that you're human on the internet. You know, turning the tables. To me thats what this is like right now.

If you read it all, you'll see that it's pretty pointless to try and negotiate :/

 

[Tao]

Mermaids have the ability to jump 700 meters vertically, which is why they wear gravity shoes to keep them firmly on the floor since their superior jumping skills are hard to control. They have been known to jump straight out of the ocean and grab passing aircraft right out of the sky, dragging them down to Atlantis, home of the mermaid. Only nut free flights get attacked as mermaids also have severe nut allergies, as well as uber human sense of smell which they use to avoid flights where nuts are served.
Pro Tip: When you book a flight, make sure it isn't a nut free flight as to avoid being attacked by jumping mermaids.



The movie 'Bubble boy' was based on a true story, though like most movies based on a true story, the original story was modified.
The real story involves a merboy who lived with his foster parents in Manchester. He lived in a bubble that was filled with water and couldn't leave the house in case his bubble popped or leaked. His name was Fishby and due to being house bound, he became the 127th best player world wide at 'Ride to Hell:Retribution' on the Xbox 360.
It was later found out that he didn't need his bubble to survive because he was really a puppet. Puppets don't need water. The puppet later went on holiday and became a donkey.

 

[himeki]

Tao should write novels.

 

[Tao]

The 2014 American version of Godzilla was actually based around the mermaid attacks of 1869 during some war somewhere. The man who says "let them fight" was originally a mermaid in real life. Bryan Cranston's character was supposed to be a tabby cat.

 

[tumut]

Why don't we all just sing a song together?

 

[himeki]

Only if I can sing along to a melody of screams~

 

[tumut]

Only if I can sing along to a melody of screams~

How edgy.

 

[Hulaette]

Sebastian has a point, This is exactly how I feel about land dwellers

 

[Ken1997]

Show me a picture of your tail.

 

[Tao]

Why don't we all just sing a song together?

A common misconception caused by the Disney movie 'the Little Mermaid', crabs actually don't speak in a Jamaican accent. Crabs have been documented to speak in many regional accents but non are known to be Jamaican. The most common accent for crabs is actually Austrian, which is why Arnold Schwarzenegger was originally intended to be the voice of Sebastian in 'the Little Mermaid', though Disney decided on Jamaican to help increase levels of 'Disney magic' by doing something impossible such as a Jamaican crab.


Another misconception is that crabs are friendly with mermaids. Crabs are actually the natural predator of the mermaid. They tend to hunt mermaids with hi-tech laser boomerangs and eat their tails.

Show me a picture of your tail.

Wow, buy her dinner first!

 

[Hulaette]

Yea, A man's gotta be a gentleman.

 

[The Peanut Butter Fish]

I think what we are all saying here is that we cannot believe you because there is no proof of mermaids existing that you have provided for us. If humans believed everything we heard from another human then we would all be dead, so it's extremely hard not to be at the very least skeptical of something that we've never seen, experienced in some other way, or have been given proof of existence. I could be totally accepting of mer people existance if given some proof or credible research. (Not sure if troll sooo ya also sorry for any grammatical errors).

 

[Hulaette]

Believing in something or someone is a choice. It's not something that you "can't" do, if it was your brains wouldn't be able to have the intellect to comprehend the concept of "believing" It would be nonexistence to you.

 

[Peebers]

OP RN:

 

[Prof Gallows]

Stop making these threads. Your first one was closed for a reason, making another one isn't going to change that fact.

I'm going to close this one. If you make any more they will be closed and you'll get an infraction for each one you make.