Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

[Holla]

Granted, but they come and steal all your things. :c

I wish I had a Wii U with Mario Kart 8. xD

 

[Zane]

Granted but it doesn't work

I wish I had a turtle pond in my yard

 

[-Apples-]

Granted, but the EPA forces you out of your house for having turtles in your back yard.

I wish I had powers of electricity.

 

[Nanobyte]

Granted... buuuut you can't control them and therefore kill everyone you ever loved.

I wish getting freaking Marina was easier >:I

 

[-Apples-]

I wish you made a wish on this thread, Nanobyte.

 

[Zane]

^ granted lol

Granted... buuuut you can't control them and therefore kill everyone you ever loved.

I wish getting freaking Marina was easier >:I

Granted, but then your game corrupts

I wish I was 30 feet tall

 

[Manazran]

Granted,but then someone who is 31 feet tall punches you in the gut.

I wish I had a WiiU for SSB4

 

[ADanishMuffin]

Granted, but then your Wii U explodes violently when you start up the game, destroying both the Wii U and SSB4.

I wish school was shorter.

 

[-Apples-]

Granted, but you have to go to school at least 365 days a year for 20 years.

I wish coelacanths and Stringfish are the most common fish in my town (with their prices at 15,000 Bells).

 

[Meijin Kurito]

granted but then your game freezes and you save file gets corrupted

I wish it were already vacation

 

[Trickilicky]

Granted, but inflation in your town suddenly goes crackers and 15k bells becomes almost worthless. Also the fish are radioactive for some reason.

I wish I would hatch a shiny croagunk soon, I'm drowning in baby croagunks right now!

EDIT: oh man I got ninja'd cause I took so long to reply.

 

[Manazran]

Granted,but you don't realized you hatched a shiny Croagunk and accidentally release it/put it in your PC to never be seen again.

I wish for to travel back in time to knock myself unconscious while making this post out of boredom.

 

[LunaMoon Crossing]

granted, but you KO'd yourself so hard, you created National Coma Day, where everyone knocks themselves into a coma (if they don't have a concussion)

i wish Manazran wasn't in a coma, and nobody was.

 

[Zane]

Granted, but all the people who come out of comas turn out to be super villains and take over earth.

I wish I had a UFO i could fly around with

 

[Aradai]

granted, but your chauffeur is a flirtatious alien.

I wish I could teleport.

 

[LunaMoon Crossing]

granted, but you always teleport to the wrong places.

i wish i used my wish for nothing.

 

[Greninja]

Granted but u end up getting something anyways

I wish some would give me a green candy collectible

 

[SteveyTaco]

Granted, but then a fat guy comes and eats it.

I wish I had lotsa money.

 

[LunaMoon Crossing]

granted, but whatever you buy, you have to give away.

i wish for another nothing

 

[Greninja]

Granted, but then a fat guy comes and eats it.

I wish I had lotsa money.

It's digital nobody can eat it :/

And granted but u have to wish for something next time

I wish I people wouldn't buy so many collectibles at restocks