Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

[Zane]

Granted, but you logged off lel

I wish I didn't have muscle tension

 

[Puffy]

Granted, but then everything else starts hurting

I wish I could finish this fanfic.

 

[-Apples-]

Granted, but your fanfic gets 1 out of 5 stars.

I wish I had the Catalog Maniac Gold badge by now.

 

[PandaNikita]

Granted, but it's for your other character and not the mayor.

I wish I didn't have so many exams this week

 

[-Apples-]

Granted, but you fail all of your classes.

I wish Kaylee, Jenny, and Penny are real girls.

 

[Zane]

Granted but they all think you're a nerd and tease you

I wish I could discover a giant squid

 

[-Apples-]

Granted, but the squid goes after you.

I wish Kaylee, Jenny, and Penny to stop teasing me.

 

[Trickilicky]

Granted, but they start teasing Isabelle and so you all get kicked out of your own town.

I wish I had a robot maid to clean my house, like in the Jetsons.

 

[thatawkwardkid]

Granted, but the Robot has a sudden realization and it doesn't want to be a human's slave, so it's goal is to annihilate all humans.

I wish I had better things.

 

[ADanishMuffin]

Granted, but everyone get's jealous and steals everything including the clothes off your back.

I wish that school wasn't boring.

 

[Trickilicky]

Your school becomes Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and you all learn a bunch of cool spells and have loads of fun. Except someone accidentally opens the Chamber of Secrets and a monster escapes and chases everyone away and also eats a bunch of people.

I wish I could walk through my wardrobe and visit Narnia. I really wish this.

 

[LunaMoon Crossing]

granted, but it was a distorted version that made you hallucinate badly, where the goat thing (i was forced to read it two years ago) corrupts your mind.....


i wish something other than death

 

[Zane]

Granted, you get cake
this is a reference ok

I wish there was an island named after me

 

[Beleated_Media]

Granted but your island is bombed by the goverment

I wish to be AWESOME, wait impossible I already am.

 

[Zane]

Granted, but because you wished for something you already had you become a social pariah and are forced to live in exile

I wish senpai would notice me

 

[Beleated_Media]

He does... Yet he thinks of you as a freak

I wish Wakfu was back!

 

[LunaMoon Crossing]

Granted, you get cake
this is a reference ok

NOOOO! HOW'D YOU KNOW I HATE CAKE????

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granted, but i don't know what that is, so right now, its just a picture of it on a piece of paper

i wish that i had no cake T.T

 

[Puffy]

Granted, but everytime you touch something it turns into cake

I wish that I had the entire Hatchet series

 

[LunaMoon Crossing]

granted, but i hate that book so much, that every month you have to pay a bajillion dollars in taxes just to own it

i wish he didn't have to pay a bajillion dollars and they just had to pay $50 for the whole series (not necessary to pay every month)

 

[Zane]

Granted but they're not allowed to buy any other books now

I wish I had 10 arms