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Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

Granted, but you logged off lel

I wish I didn't have muscle tension
 
Granted, but then everything else starts hurting

I wish I could finish this fanfic.
 
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Granted, but it's for your other character and not the mayor.

I wish I didn't have so many exams this week
 
Granted but they all think you're a nerd and tease you

I wish I could discover a giant squid :o
 
Granted, but they start teasing Isabelle and so you all get kicked out of your own town.

I wish I had a robot maid to clean my house, like in the Jetsons.
 
Granted, but the Robot has a sudden realization and it doesn't want to be a human's slave, so it's goal is to annihilate all humans.

I wish I had better things.
 
Granted, but everyone get's jealous and steals everything including the clothes off your back.

I wish that school wasn't boring.
 
Your school becomes Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and you all learn a bunch of cool spells and have loads of fun. Except someone accidentally opens the Chamber of Secrets and a monster escapes and chases everyone away and also eats a bunch of people.

I wish I could walk through my wardrobe and visit Narnia. I really wish this.
 
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granted, but it was a distorted version that made you hallucinate badly, where the goat thing (i was forced to read it two years ago) corrupts your mind.....


i wish something other than death
 
Granted, you get cake
this is a reference ok

I wish there was an island named after me
 
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Granted, but because you wished for something you already had you become a social pariah and are forced to live in exile

I wish senpai would notice me
 
Granted, you get cake
this is a reference ok

NOOOO! HOW'D YOU KNOW I HATE CAKE????

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granted, but i don't know what that is, so right now, its just a picture of it on a piece of paper

i wish that i had no cake T.T
 
Granted, but everytime you touch something it turns into cake

I wish that I had the entire Hatchet series
 
granted, but i hate that book so much, that every month you have to pay a bajillion dollars in taxes just to own it

i wish he didn't have to pay a bajillion dollars and they just had to pay $50 for the whole series (not necessary to pay every month)
 
Granted but they're not allowed to buy any other books now

I wish I had 10 arms
 
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