Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

[WhitneyLover]

Wish granted but instead you get a burger.

I wish people would stop breaking rules and laws in the world.

 

[brownboy102]

Granted, but you ended up breaking a rule.

I wish for world peace.

 

[SockMonster]

Granted, but now it is wrong to be individualistic and hold unconventional ideas and beliefs.
I wish I could learn to like myself.

 

[Greninja]

Granted but people learn not to like un

I wish i could control weather like storm from x men

 

[#1 Senpai]

granted, but the weather goes out of control and harms humanity

i wish for more bread

 

[Vizionari]

Granted, but it uses up all the wheat in the world and ends all life on Earth.

I wish I could have better vision.

 

[Manzanas]

Granted, but every time you open your eyes, deadly laser beams are shot from them. Kinda like Cyclops from X-Men, do you like X-Men? It's a popular comic from Marvel that got a couple of movies and animated series. It's okay.

 

[Greninja]

U gotta wish manzanas

 

[Manzanas]

U gotta wish manzanas

Uh, sorry. I forgot to do it while writing my last post, it won't happen again.

I wish every human in the world to have total and absolute knowledge.

 

[Greninja]

Granted but u don't have absolute knowledge

I wish to be a cheeseburger

 

[#1 Senpai]

granted, but you're the only one that doesn't have total and absolute knowledge
Ninja'd

Granted, but you're a rotten cheeseburger

i wish for faster wifi

 

[Beleated_Media]

Granted but your uploads are slower MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I wish I dont have insomnia .-.

 

[#1 Senpai]

granted but you sleep forever and never wake up
i wish for slower internet

 

[ADanishMuffin]

Granted, but your slow internet only lasts a day.

I wish that I wasn't so lazy.

 

[#1 Senpai]

granted, but you stay as a couch potato

i wish for a mansion

 

[ADanishMuffin]

Granted, but it is actually haunted.

I wish for a bigger bed.

 

[Locket]

Ninjad

Granted, but it is filled with rocks
I wish for a penguin!

 

[#1 Senpai]

granted but it is actually a chicken

i wish for no school

 

[ADanishMuffin]

Granted, but everyone in the world becomes dumb including you. (because there's no school to learn from!)

I wish for a shiny Pokemon to appear.

 

[#1 Senpai]

granted but the shiny pokemon listens to me not you

i wish for eggs