Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

[brownboy102]

Granted, but it was your blood.

- - - Post Merge - - -

I wish....I had something to wish for..

 

[RainbowCherry]

(And im still alive so.. Im fine <3)
Granted, but your wish was for allergies to air.

 

[Leela]

You need a wish

 

[RainbowCherry]

I wish I wasn't told by Leela I needed a wish.

 

[Leela]

Granted, but Miriam screamed at you that you needed to make a wish.

I wish that I was a fabulous old hag.

 

[brownboy102]

Granted, but you exploded.

I wish I was Janaff.

 

[Leela]

Because all fabulous old hags explode eventually...

Granted, but you randomly switch between owl form and human form in public. No one can accept you for who you are, and every time you transform, everyone throws bricks and flings faeces at you.

I wish that I didn't have to sleep. There's so much other stuff I could be doing.

 

[brownboy102]

Granted, but because of sleep deprivation you die.

I wish I died.

 

[RainbowCherry]

Granted, but Satoshi tortures you to death.

 

[Leela]

You need a wish again

 

[brownboy102]

I wish Leela would get off Rainbow's case ):<

 

[Leela]

Granted, but instead, I get all up in your grill.

I wish I could say "all up in your grill" without people finding me creepy...

 

[RainbowCherry]

Ganted, but they laugh instead.

I wish Leela had no access to grills.. I don't want her all up in Sparro's grill, what if he wants to make a BBQ tonight?

- - - Post Merge - - -

Ganted, but they laugh instead.

I wish Leela had no access to grills.. I don't want her all up in Sparro's grill, what if he wants to make a BBQ tonight?

 

[Leela]

I made a barbecue... out of his flesh.

Wish granted, but know I have access to waffle irons. There's a lot you can do with a waffle iron...

I wish Sparro's flesh tasted nicer.

 

[brownboy102]

Granted, but you never got any of it.


I wish I had all my flesh still on me.

 

[Leela]

Wish denied <

I wish I was a tiny little fairy princess.

 

[RainbowCherry]

you're from game of thrones and you die in the next episode called "Princess Lelaa gets owned by some murderer guy who has no relevance to the story.")

I wish waffle irons are actually now clothes irons. Cant make waffles anymore! MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

 

[brownboy102]

Granted, but I made waffles anyway

Leela: Granted, but I stepped on you.

I wish I didn't get a denied wish.

 

[Leela]

I was going to use the waffle iron on your face. SO I don't even have to corrupt the wish, I can still maim you

I wish I was a bunny.

 

[brownboy102]

Granted, but Janaff ate you.

I wish Leela was a bunny.