Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

[ADanishMuffin]

Granted, but you're vision becomes extremely blurry.

I wish that all villagers in AC:NL were cute.

 

[koolkat]

Granted but you become un-cute

 

[Manazran]

You didn't wish anything.

I wish for the wish that the person below me wishes to not be corrupted.

 

[ADanishMuffin]

Granted, but all wishes posted here will be corrupted. Oh wait...

I wish for eternal cheesecake.

 

[koolkat]

Granted but you can't eat any of it

I wish for everything to be pink

 

[ADanishMuffin]

Granted, but everything blends in since they're the same color.

I wish that vegetables were yummy.

 

[Manazran]

Granted,but its a dirt-flavoured cake that looks like a cheesecake.

I wish for a clone of myself to punch me in the gut.

 

[ADanishMuffin]

Granted, but then your clone decides to nurture you back to health.

I wish that I could buy the new 3DS.

 

[Fawning]

Granted - but it won't turn on!

I wish I had kittens and puppies in my house to play with

 

[Mechikoko]

Granted, but sadly you find out your allergic :c

I wish to become a magical girl!

 

[#1 Senpai]

granted, but you don't have magic.

i wish to be a forest girl

 

[koolkat]

Granted but you just turn into a tree.and you say 'I am groot'


I wish I could fly

 

[Fawning]

Granted - but you can only lift off the ground for 3 seconds.

I wish I could time travel

 

[#1 Senpai]

granted, but you end up in a paradox

i wish 2 be a mermaid

 

[Greninja]

Granted but sailors capture u and make u into sushi
I wish groot can say words instead if saying I am groot

 

[Leela]

Granted, but now all you can say is "I'm a tiny little fairy princess!"

I wish I could afford that restraining order...

 

[Greninja]

Granted but you lose ur house and all your possessions and live on the street
I wish smash would come out today

 

[Sholee]

Granted but your 3ds broke

I wish I could eat everything I wanted and not gain a pound

 

[Leela]

Granted, but instead of gaining a pound you gain two pounds.

I wish I could shape shift into a bunny (and be able to turn back )

 

[RainbowCherry]

Granted, but you get eaten when a bird surprise attacks you.

I wish I had a bottle of fresh, clean, with nodwith no dieases or ****, blood. Its metally flavour is too good.. Its like Red Lemonade..)