Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

[Flop]

Granted, but you don't have anything to dip with.



I wish I had a Lunchable.

 

[Alienfish]

Granted, but it will be switched into a mp3file with Samson's screech

I wish I had dinner

 

[Flop]

Granted, but it will be switched into a mp3file with Samson's screech

I wish I had dinner

Granted, but Mac Culkin rubbed his naked body against it.


I wish meatballs talked.

 

[Alienfish]

Granted but they will cite bad movies all night when you sleep.

I wish I had an Umbreon

 

[Flop]

Granted but they will cite bad movies all night when you sleep.

I wish I had an Umbreon

Granted, but it has a Brave nature


I wish I liked Pokemon XY again.

 

[Alienfish]

Granted but you will play it 24/7 and fail whatever school/job you're having.

I wish this villager could move out.

(also idc about Umbreon natures lololol)

 

[Flop]

Granted but you will play it 24/7 and fail whatever school/job you're having.

I wish this villager could move out.

(also idc about Umbreon natures lololol)

Granted, but your least favorite villager will replace them.


I wish your last statement wasn't already true. XD

 

[Alienfish]

Granted but you will forever be cursed by Samson screeches.

I wish a certain link wasn't deaddd

 

[Flop]

Granted, but it leads to an animal porn site.


I wish I knew which link you were talking about.

 

[Alienfish]

Granted but it will lead to an S&M pron site.

I wish I had more juice :c

 

[Flop]

Granted but it will lead to an S&M pron site.

I wish I had more juice :c

Granted, but it's concentrated lemon juice.


I wish I had Chinese food.

 

[Alienfish]

Granted but it's all bad instant crap

I wish I had some sushi right now

 

[Flop]

Granted but it's all bad instant crap

I wish I had some sushi right now

Granted, but it's completely soaked in castor oil.


I wish I had sushi too.

 

[Alienfish]

Granted but when it arrives it's pasta with old fish

I wish I had tea

 

[Flop]

Granted but when it arrives it's pasta with old fish

I wish I had tea

Granted, but it's not made from tea leaves. It's made from poop flakes.


I wish I had a Lamborghini

 

[Alienfish]

Granted but you will get an old rusty Volvo instead

I wish I had a Dragonite

 

[Flop]

Granted but you will get an old rusty Volvo instead

I wish I had a Dragonite

Granted, but it's a deformed one, which isn't as fancy as mine.


I wish for world peace. XD

 

[Alienfish]

Granted but you will get 10000000s of Fritas invading your home.

I wish I had Julian

 

[Kouhaihime]

Granted but you will get 10000000s of Fritas invading your home.

I wish I had Julian

Granted, but he moves in front of your house/in the middle of a path

I wish I had more PWPs available

 

[Cariad]

Granted, but your villagers spam you so much you feel ACNL suicidal

- - - Post Merge - - -

Oh! I wish for flying jellybeans