Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

[Flop]

I wish 4 a stolen credit card

Granted, but the owner cancelled it.


I wish for tacos.

 

[toastia]

Granted, but the meat in the taco's was fresh poop.
I wish for Marshal.

 

[Mercedes]

Granted he murdered you

I wish for.......CATS xD

 

[Flop]

Granted he murdered you

Not granted; you didn't make a wish.


I wish Prin could get Marshal

 

[Alienfish]

Granted but when he arrives it's Camofrog.

I wish I had candy

 

[Mercedes]

Granted but it was crack

I wish for yo mama xD

 

[Alienfish]

yum.

granted, but you will actually get some fat ass dude instead.

I wish this person could be on sometime D:

 

[Mercedes]

Granted but they troll you :c
I wish for 100million bells

 

[Flop]

Granted but they troll you :c
I wish for 100million bells

Granted, but its value is made up entirely out of sea shells


I wish my English teacher would retire already.

 

[ForgottenT]

Granted, but now you have to deal with an even worse teacher.

I wish I had a working functioning time machine, that can travel both to the past and the future.

 

[Flop]

Granted, but now you have to deal with an even worse teacher.

I wish I had a working functioning time machine, that can travel both to the past and the future.

Granted, but you get trapped in a mound of dinosaur poop and choke to death on it.

I wish English teachers didn't exist.

 

[SuperAwesomeSauce]

Granted, but then you forgot how to even communicate entirely, I wish...dairy products could fly? I dunno. Have fun with that next one. ,' ~ ',

 

[Flop]

Granted, but cottage cheese hails upon your car and house and costs thousand of dollars worth of damage.


I wish books had more pictures.

 

[Cariad]

Granted, but those pictures turned alive and you were reading a book about... VAMPIRES
I wish I was a unicorn and in a relationship with julian

 

[Mercedes]

Granted but it's full of hot babes (that's not so bad..hehe)


I wish for a hot boyfriend



Granted but Julian dumps you, for Savannah

 

[Alienfish]

Granted, but you will have ridiculously ugly clothes with the transformation.

I wish I had more cucumbers here

 

[Mercedes]

Granted but you turn into a eggplant

- - - Post Merge - - -

I wish for a cat

 

[Flop]

Granted, but it's a corpse.


I wish I had artistic talent

 

[fleaofdeath]

Granted, but you can only draw ponies.

I wish I had unlimited Alfredo.

 

[Alienfish]

Granted, but they are gonna rot as soon as you get them

I wish I had more dip sauce