Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

[TheCreeperHugz]

Granted, but you break your 3DS and can't play it.

I wish I had a portal gun.

 

[toastia]

Your wish is granted, but you shoot a portal and make yourself fall through an infinite portal, stuck for the rest of your life.

I wish I was dictator of the world.

 

[BungoTheElf]

Sure. U die the next day

I wish i had no homework

 

[Idfldnsndt]

Granted. But you have to pay $100 a day to not get homework.
I wish I was married to Adam Lambert.

 

[PurplPanda]

Granted. But you have to pay $100 a day to not get homework.
I wish I was married to Adam Lambert.

Granted, but he turns into a werewolf during your wedding reception.
I wish I was allowed to do whatever I wanted.

 

[Bread Kennedys]

Granted, but the world explodes soon after your wish is granted. It just simply couldn't work that way.

I wish I didn't have to go to a class full of nerds every weekday. ;_; (Yes, I am a nerd (why else would I be here) but I hate not being the only one in my class D: )

 

[Jakerz]

Oops someone posted well Granted however without any nerds you had no one to copy off and failed your test..

I wish for Katy Perry as a wife

 

[xTurnip]

Granted, but she's secretly a man.

I wish I had the Sloppy Set. ;_;

 

[Jakerz]

Granted but it was stolen by a hobo who crept into your house in the middle of the night...

I wish I had a flying turtle

 

[salarian]

Granted, but he/she defecates on you while in flight.

I wish my cat would stop meowing at my door every night ; w;

 

[Idfldnsndt]

Granted but your cat turns into a dog and barks at your door every night C;
I wish there was no tuna.

 

[salarian]

Granted, but the world's ecosystem is now off kilter. Food becomes scarce, society kills off the sick and the old. Crime is at an all-time high. Then, an airborne virus is spread. Many die; the ones who survive are horribly mutated and resemble Bob Saget.

I wish it wasn't so cold.

 

[Bread Kennedys]

Granted, it's so hot nobody survives and the cold-blooded creatures build a civilization for themselves. The human race is completely killed off.

I wish I didn't care about video games and the internet so I could do better in life.

 

[Idfldnsndt]

Wish granted, but it becomes so hot that the dirt turns to lava and burns everything and all living things burn to ashes.
I wish that iPods never cracked when you drop them.

 

[salarian]

Granted, but a sassy deaf lady now sings all of the songs on it (even the instrumentals).

I wish I had pudding.

 

[Idfldnsndt]

Granted, but there is now soo much pudding that all the houses and the ground is pudding. Even the people are pudding and everyone eats everyone and everyone dies.
I wish that there was no TVs or Internet.

 

[BungoTheElf]

Granted, but you die from lack of fun

I want pie

 

[PurplPanda]

Granted, but the pie was lemon flavored and poisonous.
I wish my name was Nelson.

 

[Big Forum User]

granted, but now people are calling your dad Nell.

I wish for violence IRL not TV to be illegal.

 

[toastia]

Granted, but people just spun out of control.
I wish I was invincible and immortal.