Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but your town corrupts.

I wish bats were a new species in the next Animal Crossing.

 

[JeanGiraffe]

Granted! But they never move into your town.

I wish I wasn't awkward! xD

 

[stalecxpcakes]

Granted, but people think you are annoying instead.

I wish I was a TBT mod

 

[infern1300]

Granted, but the other mods wouldn't accept you

I wish I had more wishes! >:3

 

[JeanGiraffe]

Granted, but you can only wish for spiders!

I wish I had more video games!

 

[Joey]

Granted, but none of them work.

I wish I had a wii u

 

[beffa]

granted, but you can't get any games for it

i wish i had some milkshake right now

 

[dollydaydream]

Granted, but it is poison flavoured.

I wish my wish was corrupted in the next post.

 

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but it makes no sense.

I wish I had a Starbucks attached to my house.

 

[JeanGiraffe]

Granted, but the Starbucks only sells stuff you HATE!!

I wish it was summer again.

 

[3DSfan134]

Granted, but it makes no sense.

I wish I had a Starbucks attached to my house.

Granted,but you have Summer School.

I wish for a mansion with a Gamestop,Subway,Best Buy and Cici's Pizza.

 

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but you only live in it for a day, and can never go back again.

I wish for a wish that cannot be corrupted.

 

[JeanGiraffe]

Wish denied, now you have chicken pox.

I wish I had longer hair.

 

[mizukitty]

granted, but it'll fall out in handfuls daily.

i wish for more nintendo zones near me..

 

[SecondSider]

Granted but there is a blackout in town for the next two or three days.

I wish for a single drop of water.

 

[unravel]

Granted, no water left

I wish I have shiny pokemon

 

[JeanGiraffe]

Granted, but you lose your pokemon game.

I wish I didn't haft to wear glasses.

 

[Byebi]

Granted, but now you have x-ray vision and cannot differentiate one person from another anymore.

I wish my stuffed animals were my friends/could talk

 

[BungoTheElf]

Granted, but they decided to eat you because they are animals.

I wish that my stomach wouldn't hurt

 

[JeanGiraffe]

(Aw feel better soon)
Granted, your stomach feels better but you can never eat again.

I wish I was a billionaire, soooo freaking bad.