Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

[3DSfan134]

Granted,but your cookie rots.

I wish for $1,000,000 dollars.

 

[Bread Kennedys]

Granted, it's stolen and you're blamed for it, so you go to jail.
I wish we didn't have to use money to get things.

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, but we all turn into barbarians.

I wish this thread was longer.

 

[mariop476]

Granted, but it will die a slow, quiet, and extremely painful death within a few months.
I wish for the ability to grant my own wishes.

 

[ShinyYoshi]

Granted, but they all end up corrupted.

I wish I had some candy.

 

[Bread Kennedys]

Granted, you eat so much you become fat.
I wish I had the growl and eye of the tiger.

 

[ceruleanhail]

Granted, but you get called a freak and locked up for experimentation/study.


I wish for 100 million Bells.

 

[3DSfan134]

Granted,but the bells you had were stolen from your friend.

I wish that I had all of my dream villagers.

 

[meowlerrz]

Granted, but you accidentally let them all move away.

I wish I had a bell tree.

 

[3DSfan134]

Granted,but your bells in the tree was stolen by a villager.

I wish I had Pokemon Y right now.(I'm going to get it today,btw.)

 

[Robert Plant]

Granted, but it's a fake Chinese version full of glitches.

I wish I had a bigger TV

 

[SecondSider]

With a big hole in the screen? Sure.

I wish for a cure to all diseases.

 

[Byebi]

Granted, but now everyone is starving.

I wish I had more time to draw.

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, but your drawing becomes horrible and you can only draw.

I wish time would freeze.

 

[Zanessa]

Time freezes and never goes back to normal. We're stuck in the present.

I wish I could meet One Direction to ask them what is the reason of their existence?

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, but the answer horrifies you so much you die.

I wish I could swim super fast.

 

[ShinyYoshi]

Granted, but you drown easier.

I wish I had some new shoes.

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, but they look horrible.

I wish I had a job.

 

[SecondSider]

Granted, but you're working for a sweatshop.

I wish I had a leaf. (How is this going to fail, lol)

 

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but the leaf is superglued to your head.

I wish I had a cup of coffee.