Make A Wish (Only for it to be corrupted in the next post)

[pokepal148]

It is, but now you can only sleep 3 hours per day.

I wish textbooks weren't so heavy.

granted, now they are even more heavy
I DIDN'T wish because i saw the pattern for where that would get me

 

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but your life becomes boring.

I wish I was famous on YouTube.

 

[Bread Kennedys]

Granted, you become so famous you don't have time for TBT.
I wish for a Time Machine.

 

[mariop476]

Granted, but you are unable to go back in time, and if you proceed past your approximate date of death, you will be reborn.
I wish to be immortal, and to share said gift with anyone I please.

 

[cannedcommunism]

Granted, but the world becomes too crowded.

I wish I lived in Japan and could speak Japanese.

 

[rosiekitty405]

Granted but you become poor in Japan because you spend all your money on awesome stuff!

I wish I could not be an insomniac

 

[Gingersnap]

Granted but you start sleeping all the time, entering a hibernation like state.
I wish I could get one billion dollars.
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[3DSfan134]

Granted but you start sleeping all the time, entering a hibernation like state.
I wish I could get one billion dollars.
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Nice Austin Powers reference!

Anyways,granted but when you get your one billion dollars,you spent it all on a mansion.

I wish I was in South Park.

 

[Zanessa]

Granted, but you're the most hated person.

I wish America could get its crap together.

 

[Bread Kennedys]

Granted, after they do though Iraq and South Korea launches nuclear attacks, killing everyone.
I wish for cooler glasses. .-.

 

[3DSfan134]

Granted,but your glasses become so much cool that it breaks.

I wish for a sandwich.

 

[Zanessa]

You get a sandwich with moldy bread.

I wish Hippeux would move out. -.-

 

[Bread Kennedys]

Granted, he moves back in 2 days later and kills you.
I wish for unstoppable power... >:3

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, but you get thrown in jail.

I wish for my very own website.

 

[rosiekitty405]

Granted but no one likes it.

I wish I could have some rice!((actually I'm eating it right now but meh.)

 

[Zanessa]

You get rice, but it's hard.

I wish global warming wasn't an issue anymore!

 

[ShinyYoshi]

It's not, because it's the next Ice Age.

I wish my legs would stop being sore.

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, they stop being sore because they're amputated.

I wish I could go back in time

 

[Bread Kennedys]

Granted, you go back to when the meteor hit the earth, and you die along with the dinosaurs.
I wish I had everything I desired.

 

[3DSfan134]

Granted,but all the things you wanted are vanished.

I wish for my mayor in ACNL would be irl.