Make a sad story by using only 5 words

[Mr.Fox]

Sorry, McPizza has been discontinued.

 

[Bruscoe]

Your call cannot be connected.

 

[-Blue-]

You stay here. I go.

 

[ribbitribbon]

Um… What does updog mean…?

 

[Clock]

The uncaught shiny Pokemon fainted

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

You parents never loved you….

 

[Midoriya]

All the collectibles are gone!

 

[Bruscoe]

True love does not exist.

 

[danmokun]

McDonald's is beyond restraining order.

 

[Psydye]

The cake is a lie.

 

[Yoshi155]

The foe’s Miltank used Rollout!

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

You just drank deadly acid!

 

[Wildtown]

Someone ate the last Cookie

 

[Psydye]

She devoured the last pie.

 

[Midoriya]

All your TBT is gone!

 

[Hunter_Gr33n]

Well, this website sucks now.

 

[Psydye]

You were diagnosed with cancer.

 

[Neb]

Your package was delivered late.

 

[Doo]

They fell through the ceiling

 

[Bruscoe]

I will never find love.