Lyle...........

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You know that Lyle dude that never shuts up, bang! That annoying nerdy voice that just goes "bang" rattles your brain and sends shivers up your spine? That guy you want to avoid eye contact with when you walk by him. "Oh god, please don't talk to me, he'll suck me into another one of his contracts. Nook already %$#@ me over, I don't need to be working for another ***hole. Seriously. ^%$# the HHA, Just don't talk to Lyle....
 
"Very nice, very fun, very bang!"

Also yeah I haven't talked to him once in my current town. I already have my house theme planned out and ready for when I pay it all off and he is only going to get in my way. The weird thing is I've already gotten past 20,000 points without even trying, and this is my house.
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I mean it's changed a bit since then, but you get my drift.
 
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I don't like Lyle -- and they also chose the ugliest animal to portray him (which works well, lol). But I do like the way he talks. I find it quite funny that he goes Bang! every now and then, lol. It sounds funny in my head I guess xo
 
I don't really talk to him, except for when I received new rewards through the mail. Then I'd check with him to see my score. Occasionally he'd have a conversation and involve Nook, but otherwise I smash "B" until he's done.
 
three words...crazy.animal.b*t*h. he stares into my soul and gives me nightmares every night when I cry myself to sleep.
 
At least he is somewhat useful in this game. Remember in WW when he sold you insurance? That was the biggest joke ever.
 
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