LOST TURNIP PLEASE RETURN IF FOUND

[BungoTheElf]

I lost my precious darling turnip in """"UPDATE"""" caused by satoshi suzuki. i am enraged. the new batch of turnips are UGLY!!!!! the people want QUALITY over QUANTITY

i miss him so much im literally crying and sobbing and throwinf up

 

[Kitsuragi]

Time to put up the missing flyers!!

 

[Paperboy012305]

Wait until tomorrow so you can use him whenever you want?

 

[Newbiemayor]

I'll have you know my turnips mother thinks he's very handsome!

 

[Plainbluetees]

We should file a class action against Satoshi. This is not okay.

 

[BungoTheElf]

We should file a class action against Satoshi. This is not okay.

this is what i'm trying to say he just took them away with us this is all a scheme to keep us in the mines

 

[JellyBeans]

i'm lawyering up the point of an nft is once i've paid for it it's Mine no one can steal it

bring him back

 

[xSuperMario64x]

I lost my precious darling turnip in """"UPDATE"""" caused by satoshi suzuki. i am enraged. the new batch of turnips are UGLY!!!!! the people want QUALITY over QUANTITY

i miss him so much im literally crying and sobbing and throwinf up

i'm so sorry for your loss omg!!

 

[lunatepic]

I'M SORRY!!!

 

[BungoTheElf]

I'M SORRY!!!

OH MY GOD!!!!!!! THAT'S MY BABY .............

 

[Kitsuragi]

I'M SORRY!!!

STOLEN NFT!!!

 

[lunatepic]

I guess the turnips really were fungible after all....

 

[BungoTheElf]

I guess the turnips really were fungible after all....

suzuki is a SCAMMER and we all deserve compensation on emotional and digital damages

 

[xSuperMario64x]

suzuki is a SCAMMER and we all deserve compensation on emotional and digital damages

i second this, the emotional damage dealt here is too great to not be avenged

 

[Firesquids]

Nooo my turnip was STOLEN

 

[BetsySundrop]

I've heard Redd is scavenging all the lost turnips and is planning to auction them later...

 

[xSuperMario64x]

I've heard Redd is scavenging all the lost turnips and is planning to auction them later...

*gasp* illegal auctioning of personalized NFTs?? not on my watch!

 

[Shellzilla_515]

We should file a class action against Satoshi. This is not okay.

Let's sue him into the shadow realm!

 

[BetsySundrop]

*gasp* illegal auctioning of personalized NFTs?? not on my watch!

I almost couldn't believe it myself! But then I remembered that shady sale in that rickety boat and thought...if anyone would, it would be Redd.

 

[xSuperMario64x]

Let's sue him into the shadow realm!

yeet and delete