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The word "somehow" turns into a can't.
Opposite Day isn't a real holiday.
The President passes it as a holiday.
But it's opposite day, so he didn't.
When you said "he didn't" it automatically means he did because it's opposite day.
There was no world peace after the president did not pass the Opposite day holiday on opposite day, and for that everyone hated opposite day.
But because it was Opposite day there was world peace, the president did pass it as a holiday and everyone loved it!
Until it ended...sigh...
A new president is elected.
A big scandal happened involving the president and he is impeached.
Turns out everybody was wrong about it.
People don't like admitting they're wrong so they continue going with their way.
Somebody leaks th story to the press.
An irresponsible intern at the press' office loses the story.
One of the press people who work at the same place finds it.
The building was built so well that it withstands the attempts to make it explode.
it was only a dream that you died.