Joke's on You! (Heard any good ones? )

[MarzipanDragyn]

I must continue my sacred mission! XD

 

[Paperboy012305]

Here's one:

Why was the Lion a cannibal?
- Because he swallowed his pride.

I'll supposedly think of more when they come to me.

 

[MarzipanDragyn]

I am definitely keeping that one! XD

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What does it mean when life gives you melons?
- You probably have dyslexia.

 

[MarzipanDragyn]

What do musicians and printers have in common?
- They like to jam.

 

[Blood Eclipse]

What do musicians and printers have in common?
- They like to jam.

dammit this one got me xD

 

[MarzipanDragyn]

Why do chemical jokes flop?
- They get no reactions.

 

[MarzipanDragyn]

Why are obtuse angles always depressed?
- They're never right.

 

[MarzipanDragyn]

Why do writers often feel cold?
- They're always surrounded by drafts.

 

[Dim]

Anyone here about the fire in the shoe factory? It was tragic... hundreds of soles were lost that day.

 

[MarzipanDragyn]

Yes! I love that one! XD

 

[MarzipanDragyn]

What's the best time on a clock?
- 6:30, hands down.

 

[MarzipanDragyn]

What does it mean if a bakery burns down?
- The business is toast.

 

[MarzipanDragyn]

Does Humpty Dumpty enjoy Autumn?
- Maybe; he always has a great fall.

 

[MarzipanDragyn]

What do vegetarian zombies eat?
- Grraaaiiinnnsss

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What do vegetarian zombies eat?
- Grraaaiiinnnsss

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I really wish the system would stop double posting...

 

[MarzipanDragyn]

Why is the melons' love tragic?
- They cantaloupe.

 

[Idfldnsndt]

Knock knock

Who’s there?
Joe

Joe who?

Joe MAMA

 

[MarzipanDragyn]

*inhales* BOI

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How do you make a hotdog stand?
- You take away its chair.

 

[MarzipanDragyn]

A weasel walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Whoa, never served a weasel before, what can I get ya? "

- "Pop," goes the weasel.

 

[MarzipanDragyn]

Why are cannibals angry?
- They're fed up with people.

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Why are cannibals angry?
- They're fed up with people.

What is a cannibals favorite game?


Swallow the leader.