If your village was a family.

[jolokia]

Gayle - mom, sweet and a bit ineffective and always cooking horrible concoctions (how much mango juice should I put in my lasagna? ALL OF IT. ALWAYS)
Wolfgang - dad, gruff, makes terrible jokes, talks tough but is an absolute softie really
Phoebe and Fuchsia - crazy punk aunties who probably co-own an impractical sports car and roar up in a cloud of smoke together at the most awkward moments
Merry - bratty young teen sister always on the phone
Rudy - sporty older brother who never talks about anything else
Barold - younger nerd brother, probably plays WoW or something on a home-built rig, endless source of nerdy computer references nobody understands

This sitcom writes itself...

 

[Gummysaur]

Mint - Oldest sister constantly talking and giving advice
Gala - Older sister that ignores the other siblings
Zell - Oldest brother that teases all his siblings
Erik - Shy younger brother
Pango - Littlest sister that throws plenty of tantrums
Pippy - Younger sister that thinks she's all that
Genji - Same age as me, constantly getting into fights with Rudy
Rudy - EXTREMELY hyperactive little kid
Pashmina - Mother that gives lots of discipline
Lily - Same age as me, mature and quiet

No dad. None of my villagers are fatherly at all. Maybe Curt, but he left

 

[Saranghae]

Julian and Caroline would be the parents.
Merengue, Tammy, and Melba would be the oldest sisters.
Apple, Rosie, and Pompom would be the youngest sisters.
Rocco would be the ugly unwanted cousin.

 

[Scribbler397]

Gladys and Rocco would definitely be the parents, Ali and Agnes would be aunts, and the rest could be assorted children of Gladys and Rocco and cousins.

 

[Mookie]

Cally and Marshal would be parents. Chief and Fang the alcoholic uncles. Beau is the stoner son. Zell is the son they think might be gay. Mint is the sorority girl daughter, while Molly is the studious one. Bunnie is the "cool" aunt who thinks she's still a teenager.