If your dream island came with an advisory, what would it say?

[azurill]

Mine would be
Always a work in progress
Sorry for all the diys on the beach
So many flowers everywhere

 

[Ya boi]

"Bad news from the zones tumbleweeds
It looks like Jet-Star and the Kobra kid
Had a clap with an exterminator that went all Costa Rica and uh, got them selves ghosted, dusted out on route Guano"

Idk who else loves mcr but it would be pretty cool to have that lol, sorry if anyone doesn't like it.
Have a lovely day

 

[Millysaurusrexjr]

"Small Amount of Lag in the South-eastern Part of the Town Plaza Area" due to a lot of flowers lol

 

[Xara]

“there are no axolotls living on this island and yes, i’m sad about it, too”

 

[frogslime]

"Watch where you step. I have a hoarding addiction."

"The rep likes to blow their money on clothes instead of bridges."

"Bring a ladder because the rep is a penny pincher."

 

[John Wick]

"Beware: I once delivered a gift to Shep, and it was the suit of lights.
He's still wearing it.

Forgive me."

 

[Catharina]

Bring a vaulting pole. Who needs bridges anyways.
Also flowers everywhere.