If Life Hands You Lemons...

[«Jack»]

When life hands you lemons, GET A NEW GOD.
Cookie for those who get the reference.

 

[Megamannt125]

lemons!!!!! YAY! Give them to me!!! <333333

But in all seriousness, one of my favorites is; When life gives you lemons stick them down your bra and make your boobs look bigger.

Yeah I like Miranda's idea the best.

 

[SilentHopes]

This only applies in my situation for today only.

If life hands you lemons, say, "That's a lousy birthday gift."

This only applies to me for today, because today's my birthday.

 

[AndyB]

lemons!!!!! YAY! Give them to me!!! <333333

But in all seriousness, one of my favorites is; When life gives you lemons stick them down your bra and make your boobs look bigger.

6 pages and finally! She's seen the thread. =P
And that one is an interesting one.

 

[Numner]

If life hands you lemons
Slap dat *censored.4.0* foer moar den sell em

 

[Salkor2]

If life hands you lemons hand them to candy company executives so they can make a call to their friend bob in the candy making factory so he can get his team of factory workers to make a now popular candy called lemon heads and not give me my cut cause that was my DAMN LEMON! LEMON HEADS IS MY COMPANY DAMNIT!!! took my lemon.... heres an apple!
:throwingrottenapples:

*not really mine, don't sue me please*