I want one of these! <3

[KingofHearts]

 

[coffeebean!]

A...Kappa?

 

[KingofHearts]

Yesh. =3

 

[Kyle]

More like middle-aged duck turtle hybrid.

 

[KingofHearts]

Shush you! Its very cute. ♥

 

[coffeebean!]

Yesh. =3

You do know Kappas eat humans, rite?

lololol

If so, proceed.

 

[KingofHearts]

Of course. So I'll proceed to feed him with trolls from this site.

=3

 

[muffun]

Lul I didn't know Kapp'n had legs.

 

[KingofHearts]

Lul I didn't know Kapp'n had legs.

How else can he put the petal to the metal?

Yarrr.

 

[Kyle]

Trolls and humans are entirely different species.
A troll would maul a kappa probably.
lolfictioncreaturefight

 

[KingofHearts]

Bleh, not the troll under the bridge in Dora. =o

 

[muffun]

Bleh, not the troll under the bridge in Dora. =o

 

[merinda!]

Why does it have a bald patch?
0_o

 

[Gethsamane]

Trolls and humans are entirely different species.
A troll would maul a kappa probably.
lolfictioncreaturefight

An undead-robot-ninja-pirate could take on a kappa AND a troll. At the same time!

 

[kierraaa-]

Why does it have a bald patch?
0_o

Bald Patches Are Sessi!

 

[Tyeforce]

Screw kappa, I want a tanuki. =3

<small>And, yes, those are his balls. That image is actually very off scale. If it were accurate, they would be much bigger. All tanuki have large scrotums. It's Japanese folklore. It's not odd at all in Japan, so get over it. =p In fact, the raccoon statue in Animal Crossing is actually a tanuki, complete with large testicles. You've all probably seen it and never noticed. XD</small>

 

[KingofHearts]

Why does it have a bald patch?
0_o

Bald Patches Are Sessi!

Thank you!

 

[Kyle]

Trolls and humans are entirely different species.
A troll would maul a kappa probably.
lolfictioncreaturefight

An undead-robot-ninja-pirate could take on a kappa AND a troll. At the same time!

Robots can't die brah, or even un-die or whatever.

 

[KingofHearts]

keep this kappa only or i'll taze you.

 

[merinda!]

Screw kappa, I want a tanuki. =3

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<small>And, yes, those are his balls. That image is actually very off scale. If it were accurate, they would be much bigger. All tanuki have large scrotums. It's Japanese folklore. It's not odd at all in Japan, so get over it. =p In fact, the raccoon statue in Animal Crossing is actually a tanuki, complete with large testicles. You've all probably seen it and never noticed. XD</small>

Oh god.
This topic was about the bald headed turtle thing.
Not a squirrel with a large ballsack!

EDIT; Racoon whatever the hell it is.