How to get kicked out of Walmart

[oath2order]

This thread is horrible.

 

[Superpenguin]

Just be oath and bam you're kicked out.

 

[Disband]

Scream

 

[Vizionari]

Dance around like a chicken.

 

[cannedcommunism]

Get a friend to push you around the store in a cart, yelling "THE BRITISH ARE COMING!"

 

[Nanobyte]

Wear as much target garb as you can, buy some milk, and then, even if nothing happens, scream "THIS IS HORRIBLE CUSTOMER SERVICE! TARGET HAS BETTER SERVICE!" And kick the candy off the shelves.

 

[Alienfish]

oh this thread, love <3

run around in a pac-man dress and eat all the fruit

 

[cannedcommunism]

Give a random leaving customer a stolen loaf of bread, hold your finger up to your mouth, and let them walk out with it

 

[Leela]

Do this for hours.

Don't speak. Don't move. Just work that cheese.

 

[cannedcommunism]

Do this for hours.

Don't speak. Don't move. Just work that cheese.

Oh god, that's sure to get you kicked out.

Make out with all the cashiers, then whisper to them, "Target is better."

 

[Disband]

Punch a Manager in the face?

- - - Post Merge - - -

 

[Leela]

Follow random customers around and spray everything they touch with disinfectant.

 

[Disband]

Block an aisle

 

[cannedcommunism]

Sit inside somebody's shopping cart, and when they come back, tell them "I love you" with a straight face.

 

[Disband]

Open everything!

 

[cannedcommunism]

Eat a fruit seductively without buying

 

[Disband]

Punch everything!

 

[Kitty the Cat]

Bring a ten-foot pole into Wal-Mart and use it to push everything off the shelves

 

[Disband]

Break all the glass items

 

[Kitty the Cat]

Walk in with your birthday suit on, flirt with a cashier, and whisper to a nearby customer, "I know he/she wants me"

Bring a 10-foot pole and a horse stuffed animal. Put the stuffed animal between your legs, gallop with the horse still between your legs, and knock everything off the shelves with the pole and act like a midevil knight.

Scream over the intercom, "I know you want me, just come and get me!"

I'm on a roll here!