How to get kicked out of Walmart

Run around the store, have someone chase you with a cart and yell "**** IS BACK! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!" repeat as necessary and then yell it over the intercom (if your not kicked out by then)

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Lay face down stomach down in the kids isle and pour ketchup on your back XD

Get something that vibrates NOTICEABLY and stick it in your front side of underwear, walk around and moan.

Put condoms in carts of old people

OOH GEEZ IM ON A ROLL XD
 
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