How to get kicked out of Walmart

[DarkOnyx]

Pretend you're a checkout clerk, and throw peoples items all over the floor.

 

[Disband]

Pretend you're a checkout clerk, and throw peoples items all over the floor.

lololol

 

[samsquared]

Ask the sample workers if you can sample them as well.

 

[-Apples-]

Tip over the people in mobility scooters

 

[Disband]

Ask the sample workers if you can sample them. Cuz I do that all the time!

Heh..

- - - Post Merge - - -

Tip over the people in mobility scooters

Yeah, the other day I almost got hit by one..

 

[keybug55]

Dress up like someone from FNaF and start screaming at everybody

 

[Disband]

Fake a Heart Attack

 

[keybug55]

25. Dress up as a blue hedgehog, and run around and break everything.

and play this

Spoiler: WARNING: EXTREMELY LOUD PROCEED WITH CAUTION

 

[Disband]

Run around with a Machete

 

[Coach]

Pretend to be a mannequin in the clothes section.

 

[Leela]

Pretend to be a mannequin in the clothes section.

And grab random passers by and whisper 'I was once a man".

 

[cIementine]

Yell out 'I'm Alex from target nd i has the power to shut down every walmart in the world'

 

[Disband]

Scream on the intercom

 

[Miss_Tisa]

Moon the security cameras.

 

[cannedcommunism]

Play "Anaconda" on the speakers and begin twerking

 

[CainWolf]

Smuggle in as many stray cats as you can fit under your shirt.

 

[-Apples-]

Hide inappropriate internet meme pictures all over Wal-Mart.

 

[The Peanut Butter Fish]

Lick the cashier then slowly walk away saying "shhhhhh..."

 

[Saaaakisuchan]

Wear a Target T-shirt and bring in posters saying TARGET IS BETTER! First put them everywhere, then run around screaming it.

I LOVE THESE THREADS

 

[Disband]

Act like a Drunk