Please may I enter?
Joke- Police-where do you live?
Child-with my parents
Police-where do your parents live?
Child-with me...
Police-where do you all live?
Child-Together!
Police-where is your house?
Child-next to my neighbors' houses
Police-where are your neighbors' houses?
Child-you won't believe me!
Police-you need to tell me...
Child-Next to my house!
Poem- walking up the garden path,
I spy a yummy sweet,
Halloween is here again,
Knock knock-trick or treat?
Enter me! Poem:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Butterflies are pretty
Just like you!
Joke: What does the buffalo say to his son when he goes off for college?
Bison.
Poem:
Oh no, I'm lost!
I think I need
Help from frost!
Hopefully it'll be
at no cost!