Have you ever eaten something non-edible?

xD I ate foam, gum wrappers and paper

man I was kinda gullible when I was little, I had friends who ate them with me and said it was edible so I ate too xD
 
I ate paper and enjoyed smaller pieces over big chunks, gum wrappers I was told were edible, always swallowed my gum and I enjoyed the crunchiness of sand. I also once ate a ton of peanut butter faux white chocolate dog treats.
 
I did ate quite a lot of things that aren't considered to be edible. My younger self was even more reckless than I am today. Here's a few of them that I managed to remember:

- Feces: Yup, I even foolishly thought it would taste like chocolate. Instead, I got a bittersweet experience out of it, vowing to never attempt eating this thing.
- Snail: Honestly, it wasn't so bad, but my mother didn't like that one either. Not sure why, though.
- Fly: Hoo boy, I could've gotten sick on eating this poor guy, because they tend to land everywhere and carry bacteria and other nasty stuff.
- Plant leaves: It's tad risky to eat them, especially if I happen to fall on a poisonous one without knowing it beforehand.
- Cigarette dust: I was trying to drink my mother's Pepsi can as I couldn't resist. However, it contained those dusts, so I coughed out that pretty quickly. Gross. Never again!
 
- Feces: Yup, I even foolishly thought it would taste like chocolate. Instead, I got a bittersweet experience out of it, vowing to never attempt eating this thing.
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how did you guys even survive after eating all those?
 
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I've eaten aluminum foil, paper, hair, thread, lotion, wood, and shampoo before.

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Also the peel of the banana.
 
I've eaten paper quite a few times actually. Usually I'll just tear pieces off a fast food bag and chew and chew, sometimes swallowing.
 
Receipts. I don't know why, but I liked the feeling when they curl up into balls in your mouth... no idea why.
 
I used to eat paper, toilet paper, and paper towels. ;)
 
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ok so u know those like powder flavorings you can get to put in water??

i used to take the lemonade ones and put that on paper and eat the paper because it "tasted like lemonade"
idk why i didn't just put the damn thing in actual water but i did that when i was in 5th grade
 
i ate legos when i was younger..
you know the 2 brick flat as hell pieces that fit on top of the other ones? the ones that are stuck with such force you have to use your teeth to remove them from their lego bond? yeah i probably ate like 100 legos over the course of my childhood.


now a days they have tools to remove pieces from each other, this generation has got it so good.
 
I also used to eat matches. Burnt and new. Also:
Crayons
Chalk
S**tloads of dog food
Dog treats (specifically Milkbones)
Cat treats (specifically Temptations)
Pencil graphite
Erasers
Pen ink
Flavored chapstick
Baking soda (I know it's edible, it's used in baking obviously, but I used to eat it by the spoonful)
I also used to drink vinegar, but never in conjunction with the baking soda lmao
Modeling clay

How did I not die when I was little how am I alive
 
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i was 5 and curious if my strawberry shampoo tasted like it smelt. it didn't.
 
To my recollection, I never chose to eat anything inedible as a child. The closest thing to a weird childhood food habit that I can think of is that for like a week, I'd drink the ketchup out of ketchup packets.
 
When you say eat, do you mean just chesing it putting stuff in your mouth or actually ingesting it?

I used to put a tragic amount of undesirable stuff in my mouth. Sand, paper, plastic, hair, wood, tape, toys, you name it. I even remember once putting a balloon like thing in my mouth, which, now that I think about it, could have been a used condom but I guess it was probably just an average balloon. Who knows.

As of stuff I've actually ingested, I'm sure that was a lot of stuff too, but I definitely remember ingesting erasers, the back of wooden pencils and slime(the toy one).
 
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Me and my brother actually ate paper when we were really young. I also swallowed a penny one time. ._.
 
I used to chew on balls of paper when I was younger, and I've swallowed every piece of gum I've ever put in my mouth so I did the same with the paper. Swallowed a marble once too xD
 
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