Happy 4th of July!

idk if call my Independence Day June 19 or October 1 but the fireworks are very beautiful and they only thing I really like.
 
Hooray for freedom! Today, I played with sparklers, poppers, and those tiny, white, mini-exploding things. I got smoke in my face when watching legal fireworks. Of course I had to breathe it.
 
Let us not forget our first king, George Washington, whose victory in hand to hand combat against a massive tiger during a hurricane over the Potomac is is what cleared the way for our troops to cross the Delaware and gain victory!

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The 4th of July is so annoying for me. It just freaks out my dog and traffic is so hectic.

can we stop celebrating the day we stole this land..?
 
The British and French stole it first. Blame them.

hey, don't forget the Spanish and the Dutch!

actually in Florida where I live, the Spanish brought diseases that wiped out the native Americans down here. so maybe that wasn't technically stealing...
 
is this worthless holiday over yet? can dumb**** Americans go back to being dumb****s in ways that aren't overly obnoxious and distracting?
 
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just calling themselseves americans excluding all the other countries that live in America is already dumb smh

get a demonym
 
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