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[saucySheep]

lol mine won

sorry to fleX but i really didn't think I'd win lmfao

 

[N a t]

Why should you put mustard on a puppy with a fever?

Because it's the best thing for a hot dog.

Edit: Typo

 

[Lightspring]

What did Obama say when he proposed to his wife?

I don’t wanna be Obama self

 

[xlisapisa]

What does a zombie vegetarian eat?

“GRRRAAAAAIIIINNNNS!”

 

[loveclove]

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.

ok this was really bad

 

[_Rainy_]

Round 19

 

[loveclove]

How do you drown a hipster?
Throw him in the mainstream.

 

[*The Oakboro Mayor*]

I just found out I'm colorblind.

The diagnosis came completely out of the purple :/

 

[N a t]

Where do you take someone who's been injured in a Peek a Boo accident?

An I.C.U.

 

[xlisapisa]

Don't trust atoms. They make up everything!

 

[Lightspring]

Where should a dog never go shopping?

The flea market

 

[Neb]

Why do you never see Timmy and Tommy in a Barnes and Noble? Because they prefer to read on Nooks!

 

[Xeleron]

Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!

 

[SmrtLilCookie]

Why did everyone hate working with Babe the pig?

Because he kept hogging the spotlight.

I’ll show myself out now.

 

[_Rainy_]

 

[Zerous]

Why did the cyclops close his school?
Because he only had one pupil

 

[Weiss Schnee]

Why did the old lady fall down the well?

She couldn't see that well.

 

[_Rainy_]

Round 20!!

 

[SpaceTokki77]

If i win i'm giving it to my friends & people who need it

What kind of shoes do burglars wear?
sneakers

 

[Zerous]

Why didn't the cheese win gold at the olympics?

It fell at the final curdle!