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[SpaceTokki77]

Where do cows go on dates?
The moovies

 

[Xeleron]

Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.

 

[Lightspring]

Have you heard the joke about peanut butter?

I would tell you, but I wouldn’t want to spread it.

 

[LoserMom]

What do you call an alligator detective?
An investi-gator

 

[niconii]

Want to hear something terrible?
Paper.
See? I told you it was tear-able.

 

[xlisapisa]

If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

 

[SmrtLilCookie]

Why was the octopus terrible at hugs?

Because it had ten-tickles.

 

[Naktern]

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

 

[_Rainy_]

Round 14

 

[niconii]

Who's a dessert's favorite actor?

Robert Brownie, Jr.

 

[SmrtLilCookie]

Three people were shipwrecked on a deserted island. On the island, they found a mysterious lamp and released a genie. The genie, thankful for their help, agreed to grant each person one wish.

First person: I wish to be home with my family, away from this deserted island.

Poof! They were sent home 🌬

Second person: I also wish to go home and be with my family.

Poof! Off they went home. 🌬

Third person: Gee, it’s so lonely here... I wish my two companions were here with me.

 

[Xeleron]

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it.

 

[xlisapisa]

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows

 

[*The Oakboro Mayor*]

When life gives you melons...

You’re dyslexic.

 

[Naktern]

I'd like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart.

 

[IonicKarma]

Molecule 1: I just lost an electron.
Molecule 2: Are you sure?
Molecule 1: I’m positive.

 

[Lightspring]

What are a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?

Strawberries

 

[SpaceTokki77]

why did the bike fall over?
it was two tired

 

[LoserMom]

Why can’t your ear be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.

 

[_Rainy_]

Round 15