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[Xeleron]

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

 

[Zerous]

How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket

 

[_Rainy_]

Round 7

 

[Lightspring]

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine

 

[SinnerTheCat]

This is my step ladder. I have never known my real ladder.

 

[_Rainy_]

Round 8

 

[Lightspring]

What’s so great about Switzerland? I don’t know but the flag is a pretty big plus.

 

[oak]

Why did the farmer win an award?

He was outstanding in his field.

 

[Zerous]

A kid threw some cheese at me; it wasn't very mature

 

[Taj]

Why do flamingos stand on one leg

because if they stood on no legs they’d fall over

 

[Weiss Schnee]

"What's a pirates favorite letter?"

"R?"

*said with a pirate accent* "Ya' think it be R! But it actually be the C!~"

 

[_Rainy_]

 

[xTech]

I tried to catch fog yesterday.

I mist.

 

[Karmahri]

What did the engineer say when he arrived at work?
"Hi guys I'm enginhere!"

 

[_Rainy_]

Round 9

 

[Karmahri]

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.

 

[xTech]

Why can't you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.

 

[SinnerTheCat]

If he doesn't appreciate your fruit puns, you need to let that mango.

 

[Zerous]

When do astronauts eat?
At launch time

 

[_Rainy_]

Can you not lock a thread in the basement?

I need to make myself go to sleep so I’m not going to start a new round until tomorrow.

congrats to the people who’ve won so far. Your jokes are all the best ever.