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Funniest Things Villagers Have Said to You!!

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Seriously, I wanna hear them all!!

Ozzie: I even stood outside your house for a whole day. Except for when I had to go to the bathroom...I didn't think you'd want me doing that in front of your house.

OMG precious Ozzie 🤣
 
On a night with a full moon

Chief: Guess there's no denyin' our own inner nature sometimes...
Harrumph, can't explain why, but the full moon sets my heart to racin'. Makes me just want to shout up at it!
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Another one - Me with a net

Marshal: Going buggin'? You know, bug-hunting, bug-catching, bug-gathering... Whatever you call it.
That look in your eye... like you're about to go on a bug-catching frenzy...
If I were a bug, I'd be backing slowly away. That's how good you are!
 
On a night with a full moon

Chief: Guess there's no denyin' our own inner nature sometimes...
Harrumph, can't explain why, but the full moon sets my heart to racin'. Makes me just want to shout up at it!

Wait that's whack! Do non-wolf Cranky villagers say that line too or is it exclusive to wolf villagers because that's funny
 
Wait that's whack! Do non-wolf Cranky villagers say that line too or is it exclusive to wolf villagers because that's funny
I actually have a conversation with Roscoe that starts with the inner nature line, and it ends differently!

Roscoe: Guess there's just no denyin' our own inner nature sometimes...
I never sweat the small stuff. My policy's more about pickin' a patch and chuggin' along it.


Both his and Chief's were said on the same day!
 
Anchovy told me something along the lines that the island he was on was all fake and that it was a game to please someone, he stared listing all the things that are questionable like the music that plays and how fast trees grow. It was very unexpected, I laughed so much from it. I'm not sure if I took any screenshots, but If I did, I'll post them :D
 
Anchovy told me something along the lines that the island he was on was all fake and that it was a game to please someone, he stared listing all the things that are questionable like the music that plays and how fast trees grow. It was very unexpected, I laughed so much from it. I'm not sure if I took any screenshots, but If I did, I'll post them :D

now that’s funny 😂
 
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Gosh, Billy the goat is so cute.. .

Anyway, the other day, Flora ran up to me and was like 'HEY GIRL WHATS UP?" and then I clicked the option to chat and she immediately got quiet and was like, hi. I lost my voice. I tried to be a death metal singer.
It just killed me because she was literally shouting in the previous sentence lmao
 
zucker referred to himself as a blockhead once and i think about that at least once a day
 
You be whoever you want to be Apollo... 😂

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Wow... so much zen... the fish drying rack... is so elegant... 😆
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I was having bad luck with wasps one day. I always carry plenty of medicine though so my face wasn’t even screwed up. Robin decided to tell me that if I was going to get stung by wasps I should wear a paper bag over my head.
 
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