• The 2025 limited edition candy cane is now available! This sparkling moonlight-blue candy cane wrapped in a glowing purple ribbon fastened by a golden star ornament can be found in the shop through December 26th. In related news, our upcoming New Year’s event will begin one day later than previously announced, starting Sunday, December 28th.

Fill In The Blank!

Hey its me, Lord Of The Pootis, lets get out of here and go to the bar.

Shut up with your ____, because I honestly don't care.
 
You want me to do what? To impregnate you?!

I wish I was a _______ that way I could _______ and then we could all have ________
 
I wish I was a monkey that way I could poop and then we could all have bannanas


One day ill grow up and become a ______ that ______!
 
When pineapple are purple, you should lick them.

Ay baby, let me ____ in your _____
 
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