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i kissed a guy on the cheek at school before my mom picked me up

that's nothing compared to some of these confession oml
 
One time I bought a pair of jeans and wore/washed them and then returned them and said I never wore them ?\_(ツ)_/?
 
That reminds me I used to steal the classroom toys in kindergarten
My mom used to find them around the house and be like wtf?
 
I kissed a guy in my class on the lips several times when I was in 1st grade
 
Oooh I just remembered a secret
Sort of
It's not really a secret just a thing I like to mention

In one of my first semesters I had a design class as an elective, and we were starting final projects. In design class you weren't allowed to make any tangible shapes - meaning that you couldn't draw, just use design aspects to create certain effects.

Well I'm dumb with that sort of stuff so I looked up online ways to boost creativity, and I found this article that essentially said, tl;dr, coffee boosts your focus, and alcohol boosts your imagination.

So I put a vodka nip in my backpack and took it off to school with me the next day.

Class is about to start, I walk out into the hall, pull out the nip, and throw it back.

Big mistake.

See, I'm a scrawny dude because I run XC, I barely drink, and I hadn't had a single goddamn morsel of food that day.

I was sitting in class getting my materials out and listening to the instructions for the project when suddenly my entire world tilted a solid 45 degrees in about half a second. I spent the first 30 minutes of class focusing on not dying or letting anybody know I was blitzed.
 
Also also I am rly divided between two people right now and I don't know what to do and I feel like I can't talk to my best friend about it bc she will obviously pick A over B cause she likes him more but I think I have more feelings with B ugh idek. I didn't ask for this

- - - Post Merge - - -

it's k i usually watch disney junior shows in my free time lol

<3 Thank you
 
I had to edit this because I felt like it might have been too inappropriate lol. There are young ins on here...

so here's another one... I stole over 200$ worth of goodies from the mall once when i was a teenager.. whoops :/
 
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Oh lmao I thought of another one.

So I was part of this Art elective in high school and everyone in class was required to join this poster-making contest for an international organization. At that time I was too busy with other subjects and tests to focus on that contest so my mom volunteered to do it for me instead; I just told her what I wanted to see in the poster and stressed that I wanted her to make the art look mediocre so I wouldn't win so I wouldn't feel guilty for not doing it myself. Besides, I said, my other classmates were really good at poster-making so I had no shot at it.

Anyway, the organization came to school to see our works and we each had to explain what it meant and I just kinda played around with my words to sound like I knew what I was talking about. While the judges were tallying the scores, I went back to my research class and yada yada when they called us for awarding, I came late in a lab gown and I was messily eating pasta. I sat at the back and made myself the most comfortable person because I was sure they wouldn't call me.

But guess what? I won first prize. Mind you, I was in a lab gown eating pasta and half-listening to the awarding, and what made things even more awkward for me was that I wasn't the one who made the art. My mom did.

That event still haunts me today, and I feel super guilty for claiming an artwork to be mine when the glory should go to my mom. I gave the cash prize to my mom anyway, and I guess no one knows about this whole thing besides me, her, my uncle, and you guys. I try not to think about this anymore, actually. Never else have I claimed the art to be mine except during the event itself. I just wanted to pass my Art elective, not win something big when the glory was never mine to begin with ;-;
 
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I used to like "steal" and eat the loose tea in a grocery store when I was a kid lol. Fun thing my parents never noticed until I was way older lmao.
 
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