Dirty Secrets. Come confess here.

[Hermione Granger]

Can we discuss fetishes here?

I have a fetish for people that spend money on me xoxo

 

[Izzy Reincarnated]

I feel like if I were to post my fetishes here I'd be banned lol because my fetishes b too kinky xoxo

- - - Post Merge - - -

I have a fetish for people that spend money on me xoxo

same,

my dad does that tho xoxo

 

[Monster]

I dated my cousin.

 

[seliph]

I dated my cousin.

Holy **** the maker of the "I love my cousin" trilogy has returned

 

[Izzy Reincarnated]

my dad is cute tbh

 

[Bowie]

I don't know why I didn't think of my fetishes when I confessed here. I think I've done it already, though.

 

[piichinu]

I used to rip off the tails of lizards when I was a child. In my defense, I was told they'd grow it back

same we had all these salamanders in our yard and i was curious

 

[Izzy Reincarnated]

i watch my brother in the shower

 

[radioloves]

Real life: I used to like squeezing goldfishes when I was little xD

Forum related: I accidentally press on the user's name and end up going to their profile when I actually wanted to visit their thread lol

 

[seliph]

Real life: I used to like squeezing goldfishes when I was little xD

Forum related: I accidentally press on the user's name and end up going to their profile when I actually wanted to visit their thread lol

How the **** do you squeeze a goldfish

 

[Spongebob]

I dated my cousin.

Omg I remember that

 

[kayleee]

I actually think Izzy Reincarnated is funny even tho she annoying af

 

[tamagotchi]

i deleted my old furry friend's youtube and she didnt know it was me so she said she'd call the cops on whoever did it

 

[DarkDesertFox]

Every time I see someone wearing a backwards cap I automatically assume they're an ass or poser.

 

[Albuns]

I still regret that decision. Just thinking about it gives me butterflies... that explode into black holes that suck my innards into obscurity.

 

[chronic]

NEED

 

[CuteYuYu]

When I was like 7, I went to this church and they had korean school. This girl was like do you know how to write this in korean, and I started writing random syllables/nonexistant words. She asked if I was sure these were correct and I said yes. Then she believed me and copied them LOL.

I was so stupid as a kid and probably got us both in trouble lol

 

[Llust]

How the **** do you squeeze a goldfish

i used to do that when i was a kid lmao. i always felt bad for it afterwards, but it was fun back then. its a lot easier than it sounds and god damn, they're hard to kill

 

[Heyden]

I've done a lot of bad things but I can't remember most of it right now but once I accidentally threw a stick at someones eye when I was younger (DON'T ASK HOW), and the person ended up in hospital and I put the blame on someone else and got away with it lmao. I saw that person recently and he gave me the dirtiest look ever oops

 

[Mitradon]

I lust my stepsister