Corrupted wish

[applesauc3]

You’re no longer sleepy, but you can only sleep upside down between the hours of 11am-3pm and 1am-3am every day.

I wish I could have some chocolate chip cookies right now

 

[Clock]

Granted, but they have too much sugar and something bad happens
I wish for a meteor shower in NH.

 

[ProbablyNotJosuke]

A giant meteor hits your island decimating everything in a 10 kilometer radius and deleting your villagers from all of existence

I wish i could draw better

 

[frogslime]

You can, but only when drawing yiff I'm so sorry

I wish I could shapeshift.

 

[Clock]

Granted, but it has messed up results
I wish I could cook better

 

[Lattecakes]

Your wish is granted~~~ you are now a better cook, but anyone who tries your food will turn into a zombie with no way to reverse back into their original form :c

I wish for the ability to rewind time~~

 

[spawnpoint]

Granted but whoops you can only rewind 1000 years at a time

I wish I could get married to the one I truly love

 

[seularin]

granted, but i disapprove

i wish i never had any siblings

 

[Clock]

Granted, but you are stuck with your parents, whether if you like it or not
I wish for icecream

 

[Seastar]

Granted, but it is your least favorite flavor.

I wish I could sleep normally again.

 

[Lattecakes]

Your wish is granted~~~you are now able to sleep normally again, but now everything im your life is anything but normal---it has become paranormal dun dun dun~~~~!!

I wish for some sushi to eat T~T

 

[spawnpoint]

Granted but it's moldy. Enjoy!

I wish i could be neighbors with my best friend he lives in another state..

 

[frogslime]

Granted. You both now live in Antarctica, only a mere few meters apart.
I wish I could live with my friend.

 

[chocosongee]

granted but you and your friend live in a tent
I wish I was taller

 

[Ananas Dragon]

Granted, your now 20'7

I wish I could forget everything that happened in a group chat today

 

[chocosongee]

granted, you now forgot everything including who you are
I wish corona didn't happen

 

[spawnpoint]

Granted but an even worse pandemic happened instead, oops!

I wish squids were real

 

[frogslime]

Granted, but they turn you and all of humanity into calamari.

I wish I could live with my favorite fictional characters.

 

[Ciary]

granted. they are still fictional. but you discover ... hallucinogens! ^_^

I wish for coffee

 

[Seastar]

Granted, but now you can't sleep for 48 hours.

I wish... I... was an Inkling. Yes, this is the 3rd time.