Corrupt The Wish Above

[Alienfish]

Granted but it will break whenever you try to save.

I wish I had more coffee

 

[Awesomeness1230]

Granted, but the coffee you get is special Umeko flavoured coffee

I wish I was older

 

[Derpykat]

Granted, but you get too old and turn into an old man/woman and can't do anything anymore. ouo

I wish my favorite Video Game/Anime characters will come to life. ;;

 

[Rasha]

Granted, they look normal and boring in real life nothing like anime.

I wish i could just die already

 

[kite]

Wish granted, but you get resuscitated and end up in a coma instead (I'm sorry lol)

I wish I didn't get stressed easily.

 

[timecapsule]

Granted, but then you get overly happy instead of stress!

I wish I could not go to bed.

 

[pokedude729]

Granted, but you can never go to sleep and you die of sleep deprivation

I wish that I could beat Champions Road.

 

[Biskit11]

Granted, but you will never be able to beat any game ever again.

I wish that money would grow on trees.

 

[Awesomeness1230]

Granted, but it's euros

I wish I was fat

 

[biibii]

granted but you will always live with an extra head on one of your body rolls

i wish i was accepted into the new york city ballet

 

[Mayor London]

Granted, but you will lose a leg.

 

[Paperboy012305]

Wish, ungranted. There is none....

I wish the New Leaf villager would appear in more games other than Mario Kart 8.

 

[Mayor London]

Granted, but it appears in Grand Theft Auto Strip Club.

I wish for world peace

 

[Awesomeness1230]

Granted, but it causes war

I wish I had every collectible there is

 

[tybalt_cake]

Granted.But some collectibles are for the tbtscopers of the site (Tina and Jas0n)
I wish i could kill a lvl. 20 aerosprayer in splatoon

 

[Red Cat]

Granted, but then your Wii U breaks.

I wish every dog on Earth would become a cat.

 

[ApolloJusticeAC]

granted, but cats kill all the humans.

I WISH HAIRSTYLES WERE IN SPLATOON. I WANT MARIES HAIRRRR

 

[tybalt_cake]

Granted.But nintendo will delete it 1 hour l8r
I wish lopez didnt move out from my ACNL town

 

[ApolloJusticeAC]

granted but then lopez became a aerosparyer

i wish acc rots in a hole of death

 

[pokedude729]

Granted, but it comes back as a zombie

I wish that I could sleep all day.