Corrupt The Wish Above

[DinoDymo]

Granted, but now you can't breathe out of water.

I wish for pokemon alpha sapphire.

 

[Pearls]

Granted but you can never play it
I wish for unlimited pizzas

 

[Jeraldo]

Granted, but you cannot eat them.

I wish for it to be cloudy/rainy for eternity.

 

[Pearls]

Granted, but it only rains on you
I wish i had food right now

 

[Clavis]

Granted but food that expired in 2005.

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I wish i'll have good results when i get my test results back tomorrow

 

[Rasha]

Granted but someone sets all test papers on fire and you'll have to do it all over again with a delayed date. Ouch

I wish Vladimir never had that single front tooth

 

[tokkio]

granted, but his whole face morphs into an obnoxious-looking thing

i wish i for new shoes

 

[Pearls]

granted, but they're 4 sizes too small
i wish my cat was in my room

 

[Clavis]

Granted but someone sets all test papers on fire and you'll have to do it all over again with a delayed date. Ouch

Jokes on you the papers have already been corrected so they're probably burnt now anyway :c

granted, but his whole face morphs into an obnoxious-looking thing

Isn't it already an obnixious looking thing ?

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Granted, but now he'll never ever leave.

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I wish to meet Max Malanaphy

 

[pokedude729]

Granted, but the Genie mishears it as Max Manaphy, so now you have a Manaphy that's nicknamed Max.

I wish that I had amiibos

 

[tokkio]

granted, but theyre all actually low quality bootlegs

i wish all of us and the entire universe never existed

 

[Espurr]

Granted, but in a parallel universe, everything still exists.

I wish for more time to think of a wish.

 

[axo]

Granted, but you still don't think of a good one.

I wish for cheese to rain from the skies eternally.

 

[JellyLu]

Granted, but then mice will take over the world.

I wish to be able to stop procrastinating xD

 

[Tessie]

Granted, but you begin to overwork yourself to the extreme and not take any breaks that you brain eventually explodes and you become Jack Torrance from The Shining


I wish to find true love u_U

 

[KantoKraze]

granted, but it will end as quickly as it started.

i wish i could own a giraffe.

 

[Forek]

Granted, but it destroys your house.

I wish i could fly

 

[JellyLu]

Granted but you could never land.

I wish to catch all the Pokemon

 

[Forek]

Granted but you drop your game and it breaks.


I wish to fly and be able to land

 

[Espurr]

Granted, but you can only land in volcanoes.

I wish I could live a normal life in the vacuum of space.