Corrupt The Wish Above

Granted, but you get caught flying through restricted airspace and are shot down.

I wish that Animal Crossing didn't exist.
 
Granted, but Microsoft makes a game called "Crossing of the Animals".

I wish that I could be like the cool kids.
 
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Microsoft makes a game called "Crossing of the Animals". LOL
Granted, but all the other cool kids vanish and you are the only one.

I wish I wasn't socially awkward
 
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Granted, but you start making horrible wishes without any control.

I wish I was a llama, and everyone still liked me, and I had ten cats, and I pooped rainbows. (☆▽☆)
 
Granted, but you are a ant sized llama, you live isolated from the rest of the world, the ten cats hate you and you are constipated.

I wish I earned 1 million pounds every year.
 
Granted, but then they will start randomly going into boxes without pinging you.

I wish my future box of AC hhd cards was here already. (Sept is sooo far away!!!)
 
Wish cannot be granted. There's only one God.

I wish for more DLC in Mario Kart 8. (Have I asked that already)
 
Granted,but will cost OVER 9000!!!!!!!1111111one
I Wish Disney doesnt maked the piece of **** of Disney XD :(




(Dat topics of 2010-2012 :B)
 
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Wish granted, but now he's so ugly that he blinds everyone with his ugliness (but he's still cute tho hehe)

I wish I had a prettier surname.
 
Granted, but your surname makes your family uncomfortable.

I wish I had an Antoine D'Coolette plushie for my birthday.
 
granted, but at night she comes alive and eats all of your food from the fridge and hides your keys.

I wish for an infinite supply of books and pizza.
 
Granted but you get eaten by dogs :D

I wish I could watch every episode of Gravity Falls without getting interrupted
 
Granted but you will be interrupted whenever you do anything else besides watch Gravity Falls.

I wish my wifi wasn't so slow
 
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