For those curious, now that I have some extra time, I'll list them from left-to-right.
19th century Flute
Native American Flute (a very neat gift from my parents)
Two flutes
Oboe (currently my main, despite what my signature says... Yeah... Hopefully getting a new oboe soon, because this one is extremely sharp, that's why the bell is pulled out)
Two clarinets
Alto saxophone
Tenor saxophone
Bass Clarinet
Bassoon (The poor thing got cut off, because it's too darn big, and I had nothing to stand on to take this picture)
I would probably return it... o.o If I had done something like that I don't think my high school would have ever left me alone. I guess some schools don't have such a system set up. ...Still, it's not about whether or not one can get away with it. >.<