-Money beggars. I used to feed them, until this i met this dude that was obviously like eight. His town name was "awesome." And he just comes up and is like "money. I'm poor. Money." And get this: he's scaring all the valueble stuff away because I won't give him money. And I say, " You know, instead of scaring the bugs away, you could be catching them, and making MONEY." But nah. He continues to stalk me, saying "I'm poor. Money." And he hits me with a net. What's that gonna do?
Now, I don't give the beggars money. I've got 23 million bells and they're all MINE!
-People that ask to marry me. Like WTF
-Pedos. I once met a guy... "Can I squeeze your buttcheeks?"
-People that catch every single bug and fish. I scare them away so valuable stuff appears and they get mad. They aren't just trying to encyclopedia stuff and get stuff for the museum. They catch EVERYTHING, and it gets on my nerves.
-Kids that scare valueble stuff away. Once met a girl who literally followed me around the island and scared stuff away. I think she was mad just because I didn't say hi to her. Give me a break. And I was like "seriously?" And she says "yes." What kind of answer is that?
-Dumb people. Kinda explains itself.
-People with lowercase names/town names. Also dumb names and town names like "awesome."
Emotion spammers don't annoy me that much. I usually just spam with them.
I have a friend I tell all my ridiculous Club Tortimer experiences to over BFF chat. He's really funny.
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im at one right now
they cut down all trees and started digging up stumps
so i decided to sit on a stump
now they are camping out at it with a shovel
im not moving
Wait, did they surrounded your stump with holes? There is a glitch that allows you to fall into holes from a stump. It will treat it like a pitfall.