Cleverbot

[Tyeforce]

http://cleverbot.com/

I'm just gonna leave this here...

 

[The Sign Painter]

I love these things, I mess with 'em

 

[Bacon Boy]

Conversation:

<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">Bot: Do you want to get married?

Me: Yes.

Bot: How does that happen?

Me: I would fall in love with someone.

Bot: If you were a girl, I'd fall in love with you.

Me: That's disturbing.

Bot: Want to know what else is disturbing? Your life.

Me: You're a jerk.

Bot: I can't help who I am, sometimes.

Me: I hope your processors freeze!

Bot: I'm a virus. I self-replicate.

Me: THEN DIE!

Bot: That's not very nice.

Me: Now you know how it feels to be treated that way.

Bot: What way do you feel?

Me: ENOUGH OF THIS, I'M LEAVING.

Bot: Then what?

Me: Goodbye.

Bot: Are you leaving?

Me: No freaking duh!

Bot: How old are you ?

me: you're a pedophile

Bot: Sometimes.

me: okay then

Bot: I want to ask you a question.

Me: what question

Bot: Never mind.

Me: Bye

Bot: Sure</div>

 

[Draco Roar]

...I think this thing is kinda cool...Although it just asked me "Where can we meet?" :S

 

[Ricano]

I shut it up xD

 

[Draco Roar]

I asked it if it loved me. It said yes very much! o_o

 

[Cottonball]

im talking to it

 

[SamXX]

It said my spelling isn't very good :'(

User: I wanna suck your rooster.

Cleverbot: That would be hard.

And When you say rooster it turns it into rooster as a censor on TBT.

 

[Draco Roar]

I know where he lives now!!

Cleverbot: I'm a 17 year old guy living in texas and you're just another person who thinks I'm just a computer.

 

[SamXX]

me: suck my rooster
him: No thanks.
me: please
him: Ok, fine, with ice.

xDxD

 

[Draco Roar]

me: suck my rooster
him: No thanks.
me: please
him: Ok, fine, with ice.

xDxD

Haha! That's awesome!

 

[Ricano]

me: suck my rooster
him: No thanks.
me: please
him: Ok, fine, with ice.

xDxD

Haha! That's awesome!

rofl
thats just wrong

 

[SamXX]

me: suck my rooster
him: No thanks.
me: please
him: Ok, fine, with ice.

xDxD

Haha! That's awesome!

rofl
thats just wrong

Ahah, it's only a robot

 

[SamXX]

Him: Canis est in via.
Me: What does Canis est in via mean?
Him: It's what I put in your coffee this morning.

I have no idea what it means?

 

[Draco Roar]

I just asked that question and got a very disturbing response

 

[Megamannt125]

Meh, it's a bit of a slow and stupid bot.
Not all that great.

 

[SamXX]

Meh, it's a bit of a slow and stupid bot.
Not all that great.

Definitely slow.


And Draco, what did he say?

 

[Draco Roar]

Meh, it's a bit of a slow and stupid bot.
Not all that great.

Definitely slow.


And Draco, what did he say?

*Ahem*

Please suck my rooster.

How big is it?

._.

 

[fitzy]

I keep pissing him off! xD

 

[evilpancakes]

He hates me