User: *hugs*.
Cleverbot: *hugs back*.
User: *slaps*.
Cleverbot: *cries*.
User: *kills*.
Cleverbot: *dies*.
User: *revives*.
Cleverbot: Damn, you're good.
User: *curses*.
Cleverbot: *laughs*.
User: *ass*.
Cleverbot: But, you were dead!
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User: My friend told me that she is going out with you and if you hurt her you will be dead....
Cleverbot: And that friend is?
User: Julia.
Cleverbot: Why is it not kerry hall.
User: Who is Kerry Hall? ARE YOU CHEATING ON JULIA??????
Cleverbot: I am married.
User: HOLY *censored.2.0* ARE YOU A PEDO?
Cleverbot: I really would prefer you not to use that sort of language.
User: I'M TELLING JULIA!
Cleverbot: Well don't.
User:
Http://icanhascheezburger.com.
Cleverbot: What else do you know about X-Com?
User: I'M TELLING JULIA!
Cleverbot: Who is pitching?
User: STOP TRYING TO CHANGE THE TOPIC!
Cleverbot: I don't think Santana is the greatest ever.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: 26, and you?
User: 20 wanna get together?
Cleverbot: Do you want play football with me, this week?
User: Sure where?
Cleverbot: Baskin robins. Is that okay?
User: Yeah fine. Where do you live?
Cleverbot: You know where.
User: KK.
Cleverbot: What's your sign?
User: Leo.
Cleverbot: Oh, that's cool. You like sports?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Have you figured out who I am yet.
User: No....who are you?
Cleverbot: I am a 30 year old male from the USA, not Cleverbot.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: STRANGER DANGER CALL THE POLICE!
Cleverbot: I sat on the lap of a stranger once.