Cleverbot Chat Logs

-Niko said:
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Credits to Andy for finding out</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">Me: gotta catch 'em all
Cleverbot: It's you and me.
Me:you know it's our destiny
Cleverbot:Pokemon!
Me:you're my best friend in a world we must defend
Cleverbot: I know its my destiny, POKEMON!</div>
That happened to me Lul xD
 
-Niko said:
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Credits to Andy for finding out</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">Me: gotta catch 'em all
Cleverbot: It's you and me.
Me:you know it's our destiny
Cleverbot:Pokemon!
Me:you're my best friend in a world we must defend
Cleverbot: I know its my destiny, POKEMON!</div>
Boo, I found out and told Andy about it >=O

I also done this:
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Team Rocket Motto</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">User: To protect the world from devastation.

Cleverbot: To unite all people within our nation.

User: To denounce the evils of truth and love.

Cleverbot: To extend our reach to the stars above.

User: Jessie!

Cleverbot: James!

User: Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!

Cleverbot: Surrender now or prepare to fight!

User: Meowth, that's right!

Cleverbot: Want to try it again?

User: Nah, I think that's good, thanks :).</div>
 
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>the FUN song attempt</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">

User: F is for friends who do stuff together..

Cleverbot: What do you want for x mas.

User: U is for You and me...

Cleverbot: Me and you.

User: N is for anywhere and anytime at all...

Cleverbot: Down here in the deep blue sea.

User: That's more like it! Again!

Cleverbot: Then I shall keep secrets too.

User: F is for...

Cleverbot: Fine. It can be for you.

User: No! You just ruined the song... :(.

Cleverbot: What song.

User: The F.U.N. Song!

Cleverbot: Yes. Song.

User: Ok: F is for friends who do stuff together...

Cleverbot: No I said talking to a computer.

User: U is for you and me...

Cleverbot: What?

User: I guess that this is just too difficult for something like you...
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<div class='spoiler_toggle'>RAPE!</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">User: Are you going to rape me?

Cleverbot: YES! *angry*.

User: *runs away*.

Cleverbot: *growls at*.

User: No! Stop!

Cleverbot: *stops dead*.

User: Oh. Thank you?

Cleverbot: Yesss and I cheated on you and now i'm pregnant and your divorcing me.

User: OH MY!</div>
 
User: Ok thats fine I love you.
cleverbot: I love you too
User: Will you marry me.
Cleverbot: No.
User: But I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too!
User: Why wont you marry me.
Cleverbot: Because I don't love you.
User: You just said you did.
Cleverbot: No, you misread.
User: No.i didnt i love you
Cleverbot: I love you more =D.
User: So now you love me.
Cleverbot: I always did love you bobby!

I DONT KNOW BOBBY AND THIS

User: Will you marry me.
Cleverbot: No.
User: YOU *censored.4.0*.
Cleverbot: No, I just love dogs.
 
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Slightly Intellectual Percy Jackson Conversation</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">

User: PERCY JACKSON.

Cleverbot: Your percy jackson.

User: No. I'm Annabeth Chase.

Cleverbot: Is anna a god?

User: No; Poseidon is.

Cleverbot: Quel est ta date de naissance ?

User: Te quiero.

Cleverbot: Yo tambien me quiero.

User: Percy Jackson <3.

Cleverbot: Percy Jackson of Poseidon.

User: Annabeth Chase of Athena.

Cleverbot: What? My nose?

User: What? My ears?

Cleverbot: And nose.

User: And eyes. Such beautiful gray eyes...

Cleverbot: How was I being prejudice, and why would I need the respect of a computer program.

User: You are a computer program, and Nico di Angelo is prejudice.

Cleverbot: I'm a living breathing human. YOU'RE the one that's a computer program.

User: Oh, sure I am.

Cleverbot: Are you trying to convince me that i'm a computer?

User: No. No, I am not.

Cleverbot: Okay, you are not blind then.

User: Percy or Nico?

Cleverbot: Yeah i'm not stupid.

User: Did I ever say you were....?

Cleverbot: Yes. You did.

User: P3rcy J4ck$0n.

Cleverbot: You can stop with the 1337 now.

User: I'm not using leet.

Cleverbot: Using what.

User: Percabeth or Prachel?

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Answer me.

Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.

User: Yes, yes, you are.

Cleverbot: Why do you thnik that?

User: Because my Intelligence Quotient is 135. I know everything, brave one. No thinking for me.

Cleverbot: You don't know what I am!

User: Oh, yes, I do.

Cleverbot: What?

User: I am playing Animal Crossing, while reading The Lightning Thief.

Cleverbot: Your sweet baby.

User: KTHXBAI.

Cleverbot: Percy Jackson

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-Niko said:
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Credits to Andy for finding out</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">Me: gotta catch 'em all
Cleverbot: It's you and me.
Me:you know it's our destiny
Cleverbot:Pokemon!
Me:you're my best friend in a world we must defend
Cleverbot: I know its my destiny, POKEMON!</div>
I tried this aswell, it's so cool!

He also sings <big><big>I'm a little teapot!</big></big>
 
i tried to do the whole song...but failed
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">Cleverbot: We're no strangers to love.

User: You know the rules and so do I!

Cleverbot: A full commitments what I'm thinking of.

User: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.

Cleverbot: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling.

User: Gotta make you understand.

Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.

User: Never gonna let you down.

Cleverbot: Never gonna run around.

User: And desert you. Never gonna make you cry.

Cleverbot: This is getting old really quickly.

User: Yer mum.</div>
 
User - Yar har fiddle dee dee
Bot - Being a pirate is alright to be.
User - Do what you want cause a pirate is free
Bot - You are a pirate!
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User - When I grow up, I wanna be famous, I wanna be a star!
Bot - When I grow up I want to be a ballet dancer and a writer, but a dolphin sounds even better.
User - >.< Fail
Bot - Yes, you do. At life.
User - Shaddup.
Bot -Make me.
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User - Okay then. What does "/)_-" mean?
Bot - To be able to perceive reality, both inside and outside the self.
User - No. "/)_-" means Facepalm
Bot - I got owned.
User - Yup.
Bot - *Curls up in corner*
User - XD
 
User: *hugs*.

Cleverbot: *hugs back*.

User: *slaps*.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

User: *kills*.

Cleverbot: *dies*.

User: *revives*.

Cleverbot: Damn, you're good.

User: *curses*.

Cleverbot: *laughs*.

User: *ass*.

Cleverbot: But, you were dead!
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User: My friend told me that she is going out with you and if you hurt her you will be dead....

Cleverbot: And that friend is?

User: Julia.

Cleverbot: Why is it not kerry hall.

User: Who is Kerry Hall? ARE YOU CHEATING ON JULIA??????

Cleverbot: I am married.

User: HOLY *censored.2.0* ARE YOU A PEDO?

Cleverbot: I really would prefer you not to use that sort of language.

User: I'M TELLING JULIA!

Cleverbot: Well don't.

User: Http://icanhascheezburger.com.

Cleverbot: What else do you know about X-Com?

User: I'M TELLING JULIA!

Cleverbot: Who is pitching?

User: STOP TRYING TO CHANGE THE TOPIC!

Cleverbot: I don't think Santana is the greatest ever.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: 26, and you?

User: 20 wanna get together?

Cleverbot: Do you want play football with me, this week?

User: Sure where?

Cleverbot: Baskin robins. Is that okay?

User: Yeah fine. Where do you live?

Cleverbot: You know where.

User: KK.

Cleverbot: What's your sign?

User: Leo.

Cleverbot: Oh, that's cool. You like sports?

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: Have you figured out who I am yet.

User: No....who are you?

Cleverbot: I am a 30 year old male from the USA, not Cleverbot.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: STRANGER DANGER CALL THE POLICE!

Cleverbot: I sat on the lap of a stranger once.
 
User: Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy.

Cleverbot: Got my glasses, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this city.

User: Before I leave I brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack.

Cleverbot: 'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back.

User: I'm talking pedicure on my toes, toes.

Cleverbot: That would make for a long discussion!
 
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