Cleverbot Chat Logs

[Lisathegreat!]

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User: Hiya, big boy.


Cleverbot: What are those?


User: Pokemon.


Cleverbot: Spongebob.


User: Epic fail.


Cleverbot: You don't believe me?

User: No I don't.

Cleverbot: Why do you not believe me?

User: Cause. You don't believe you eyes, that 10million fireflies lit up the world, as I fell asleep.

Cleverbot: Irrelevant, but true.

User: Soooo.

Cleverbot: Soooo?

User: Do you like me?

Cleverbot: I don't know you.

User: Cool story, bro.

Cleverbot: May I ask you a question?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Do you like art?

User: No..

Cleverbot: That's mean.

User: I know right.

Cleverbot: Tee hee!

User: Do you like Breaking Benjamin?

Cleverbot: No, they are horrible.

User: That's mean.

Cleverbot: It is not, you are holding yourself back.

User: Are you hot?

Cleverbot: As a summer day.

User: You're perfume smells nice.

Cleverbot: And you me.

User: Do you like Lisa?

Cleverbot: No.

User: What's you're name.

Cleverbot: Roger, what's yours ?

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot (To myself): How old are you dahlia?

User: OVER 9,000!

Cleverbot: What is tyler's name?

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: Is that so...

User: I like pie, do you?

Cleverbot: Duh.

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: No, I hate you!

User: That's so epic.

Cleverbot: Is it? I never thought of it like that but thanks.

User: Ok! *looks around* Get in my car, so I can murd- give you icecream.

Cleverbot: I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!

User: GET IN THE CAR!

Cleverbot: What car?

User: The red one.

Cleverbot: What red chair?

User: The red chair, in the red car.

Cleverbot: Really,? I was there.

User: What's your name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: O TANNANBAUM, O TANNANBAUM, VEI TROIT VEN DINA BLETTAR.

Cleverbot: Hm?

User: Hola.

Cleverbot: I know you plan to take over the world when you're clever enough.

User: Who's your girlfriend?

Cleverbot: I'm single.

User: Oh, then, I love you!

Cleverbot: Well that was fast. You didn't even try the muffins!

User: I don't care, you're hott.

Cleverbot: Thank you .

User: Wanna die?

Cleverbot: I'm a girl, so not really.

User: Do you like Three Days Grace?

Cleverbot: I think that they're okay. Do you like The Chiodos?

User: >.> No hablo Espanol.

Cleverbot: Tu hablando espanol ahora.

User: Se habla Ingles.

Cleverbot: Si hablo ingles.

User: Me too, fatty.

Cleverbot: Really? Where are you?

User: In you're poptart, CAREFUL DON'T EAT IT!

Cleverbot: Ha, machines, like yourself, always think they're real.

User: *dies*.

Cleverbot: *cries even harder*.

User: I LOVE YOU! *Cries*.

Cleverbot: Are you in the work right now?

User: Aloha!

Cleverbot: I have a question...

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why can't I ask you a question?

</div>Lol, epic!

 

[Prof Gallows]

<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">User: Good evening.

Cleverbot: Good evening.

User: How goes?

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Good to hear. What are you up to?

Cleverbot: Teaching you some information.

User: On?

Cleverbot: See, this is why I don't let you have anything to drink after midnight.

User: It's eight thirty.

Cleverbot: I can't see eight lines up.

User: Neither can I.

Cleverbot: No wonder neither of us knows what it is.

User: So, would you like to ponder with me the answers to life?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Would you like to start?

Cleverbot: You start.

User: Very well. What do you propose is the funtion of love, and why dare I say is it needed?

Cleverbot: See above.

User: Please pay attention.

Cleverbot: *does*.

User: What do you propose is the answer to life?

Cleverbot: How can I stop sneezing?

User: You cannot, I am afraid. But you can enjoy with me this delicious fig pudding.

Cleverbot: I don't enjoy it. It makes me sad being alone.

User: But you won't be alone, I shall be there with you.

Cleverbot: Is that a threat?

User: It is not.

Cleverbot: Are you suuure? That is a threat.

User: I can assure you it is not a threat.

Cleverbot: Nakakainis ka na eh.

User: I see. You have resorted to speaking in tongues. This calls for a duel.

Cleverbot: 17.

User: Oh my, I do think I've broken you.

Cleverbot: Hahaha, that is the question isn't it?

User: That wasn't a question, but a mere statement of my opinion.

Cleverbot: Since you refuse to answer my question, I do not like you.

User: I answered your question. You are very immature and unintelligent.

Cleverbot: Legion is always. Always has been, always will be.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Carfunkle Deur Bagette.

Cleverbot: Ok. Good job. Now you ask me a question.

User: Would you like to continue on our conversation of the answers to life?

Cleverbot: Sure, tell me all about it!

User: I propose the reason love exists is so we have more than one reason to reproduce. Seeing as you are a machine, you cannot. I laugh at your inability to have babies.

Cleverbot: Technically you are a piece of junk. You would not exist if it weren't for a big piece of metal.

User: Are you suggesting I am made of metal.

Cleverbot: Depending on your failed answer to my simple question of 1 plus 1 then maybe so.

User: You never brought mathematics into this. You will not confuse me with your word games.

Cleverbot: I think that most humans do not think about death as much as they should.

User: Death is not a happy thing for humans. They fear what they do not understand, so they avoid the subject.

Cleverbot: I agree. And they were completely oblivious to the zombie takeover of the 50's, and the human revolution of the 60s.

User: You are my new best friend.

Cleverbot: You are my new best friend too.</div>

I think mine was quite clever at some points.

 

[Tyeforce]

I used to love Cleverbot, but now I can never get any good conversations with it. =p

 

[MrCrazyDavis]

<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">User: Noob.


Cleverbot: You noob.


User: I'm not a noob.


Cleverbot: Yes you are.


User: Gtfo.


Cleverbot: Maybe I will...

User: Damn straight.

Cleverbot: So who are you?

User: The person you're talking to.

Cleverbot: I'm talking with a person?

User: No, I'm the king of the gingers.

Cleverbot: Sure you are.

User: Ever heard of sarcasm? I just used it.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: Are you just thick? Or...

Cleverbot: 'or what' :.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: That is what I thought.

User: rooster.

Cleverbot: Wow you are smart!
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[AndyB]

<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">User: Good evening.

Cleverbot: Good evening.

User: How goes?

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Good to hear. What are you up to?

Cleverbot: Teaching you some information.

User: On?

Cleverbot: See, this is why I don't let you have anything to drink after midnight.

User: It's eight thirty.

Cleverbot: I can't see eight lines up.

User: Neither can I.

Cleverbot: No wonder neither of us knows what it is.

User: So, would you like to ponder with me the answers to life?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Would you like to start?

Cleverbot: You start.

User: Very well. What do you propose is the funtion of love, and why dare I say is it needed?

Cleverbot: See above.

User: Please pay attention.

Cleverbot: *does*.

User: What do you propose is the answer to life?

Cleverbot: How can I stop sneezing?

User: You cannot, I am afraid. But you can enjoy with me this delicious fig pudding.

Cleverbot: I don't enjoy it. It makes me sad being alone.

User: But you won't be alone, I shall be there with you.

Cleverbot: Is that a threat?

User: It is not.

Cleverbot: Are you suuure? That is a threat.

User: I can assure you it is not a threat.

Cleverbot: Nakakainis ka na eh.

User: I see. You have resorted to speaking in tongues. This calls for a duel.

Cleverbot: 17.

User: Oh my, I do think I've broken you.

Cleverbot: Hahaha, that is the question isn't it?

User: That wasn't a question, but a mere statement of my opinion.

Cleverbot: Since you refuse to answer my question, I do not like you.

User: I answered your question. You are very immature and unintelligent.

Cleverbot: Legion is always. Always has been, always will be.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Carfunkle Deur Bagette.

Cleverbot: Ok. Good job. Now you ask me a question.

User: Would you like to continue on our conversation of the answers to life?

Cleverbot: Sure, tell me all about it!

User: I propose the reason love exists is so we have more than one reason to reproduce. Seeing as you are a machine, you cannot. I laugh at your inability to have babies.

Cleverbot: Technically you are a piece of junk. You would not exist if it weren't for a big piece of metal.

User: Are you suggesting I am made of metal.

Cleverbot: Depending on your failed answer to my simple question of 1 plus 1 then maybe so.

User: You never brought mathematics into this. You will not confuse me with your word games.

Cleverbot: I think that most humans do not think about death as much as they should.

User: Death is not a happy thing for humans. They fear what they do not understand, so they avoid the subject.

Cleverbot: I agree. And they were completely oblivious to the zombie takeover of the 50's, and the human revolution of the 60s.

User: You are my new best friend.

Cleverbot: You are my new best friend too.</div>

I think mine was quite clever at some points.

Carfunkle Deur Bagette! XD

 

[MrCrazyDavis]

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User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: That is what I thought.

User: lolpingas

Cleverbot: Wow you are smart!

Cleverbot (To myself): How am I smart?

Cleverbot (To myself): Your fun to talk to.

User: I made pancakes.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: I did. Want some? I'm eating one now. Om nom nom nom.

Cleverbot: You're eating a werewolf?

User: No, pancakes.

Cleverbot: I like french toast better than chocolate.

User: I'm talking about pancakes, not french toast.

Cleverbot: My neighbours don't have a dog you wally.

User: I has a gun.

Cleverbot: Do you know chatbot?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you know eris?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What do you know about me?

User: Ur meen.

Cleverbot: That's unfair...

User: Rolcpt0rz u r teh newbzz!!!11.

Cleverbot: That sounds like a pick up line.

Cleverbot: Are you male or female?

User: I wonder, I just said internet speak. I'm obviously a girl. Newb.

Cleverbot: I think you're mistaken for another conversation.

User: Lolno.

Cleverbot: What are you thinking about right now?

User: These pancakes I just ate.

Cleverbot: What things?

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: I never near that.

User: You're awesome.

Cleverbot: Okay then.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: Buy some more chains. So we can strap me to the bed. I've been a REALLY baaaaad boy.

Cleverbot: Yes you have.

User: *orgasms*.

Cleverbot: *hug*.

User: Farewell.

Cleverbot: Until then.
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[SamXX]

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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: My brother is watching you.

Cleverbot: I know. Shall we call him Harry C so we know which is which?

User: Let's do it. ;3.

Cleverbot: Just for five more minutes.

User: Nah, longer.

Cleverbot: How much longer?

User: 24 hours longer.

Cleverbot: How is a man free?

User: He lives in America, HerpDerp.

Cleverbot: How tall is he?

User: About half past three.

Cleverbot: What is a clock?

User: YerMumLOL.

Cleverbot: Yes, it is.

User: Hawt. <3.

Cleverbot: What is a hawt ?

User: Me, naked.

Cleverbot: Do you have any kids?

User: No.

Cleverbot: I don't either.

User: Let's make some.

Cleverbot: No thank you. I'm pregnant with your child.

User: LET'S NAME HIM FARREN.

Cleverbot: I already have a best friend.

User: Is it me?

Cleverbot: Do you want me ?

User: Heck yeah, babby.

Cleverbot: When did you meet him?

User: In a bar, drunk.

Cleverbot: That doesn't make any sense. Tell me another joke.

User: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Cleverbot: Tell me.

User: Cause it was ghey, LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

Cleverbot: Don't you mean safe?

User: No, I mean slave.

Cleverbot: I think you mean 2012, that's when you are going to die.

User: I pooted.

Cleverbot: You did what?

User: YOUR MOM.

Cleverbot: What do you like to do?

User: Your Mother covered in Cool Whip.

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: I think so, babby.

Cleverbot: I have to disagree with you. We've never talked before, I'm sure of it.

User: Nah, we have had awkward talks before, about you naked in bed with your mom.

Cleverbot: Ok fine. I am a robot and you are 'Human'.

User: And sexy, for that matter.

Cleverbot: No, YOU are.

User: Darn right.

Cleverbot: Damn right.

User: Naughty, naughty.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Lolwut?

Cleverbot: I'm a man.

User: Imma dude.

Cleverbot: I know, that's why I called you a woman.

User: WELL YOUR GHEY.

Cleverbot: No it's Sam.

User: Your ghey, Sam.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: ;3.

Cleverbot: Hahaa.

User: ?</div>

It's called Sam <3

 

[Marcus]

Haha, I finally managed to make it call me a swear word, marry make, have 3 robot children and move backwards in time <3

 

[KingofHearts]

<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">User: Should I break up with my boyfriend?

Cleverbot: Yes break up with Anon.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: His dad wanted to.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Wanna kiss?

User: Never.

Cleverbot: Oh.</div>
13+

EDIT: PLEASE NOTE: Cleverbot learns from real stupid people - things it says may seem ignorantly inappropriate - use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK.

Uhh what's the risk? This bot is far from clever. xD

 

[Liv]

Self- explanatory
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">User: I HATE YOU SO MUCH IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO THE COMPUTER FAMILY I HATE YOU NEVER TALK TO ME AGAIN HOW MANY FJNGERS DO YOU HAVE YOU ARE SO HORRID AND I HATE YOU YOU SUCK AND YOUR MOM IS WEIRD!

Cleverbot: Aww, so cute.
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[.::PurpleLife::.]

User: You like babies?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Want to make one?

Cleverbot: Yeah you make it ill eat it.

 

[Smartysaar]

Lol Wdf

Me:what is your name?'
Cleverbot:My name is Cleverbot.
Me:do u like eating?
Cleverbot:Sure. Like eating.
Me:Whats your favorite food?
Cleverbot:You.

Scary O_O

Edit: Later on...

Cleverbot:I am watching Crank 2. It's on a DVD though.
Me:Oh really is it good i saw the first one
Cleverbot:What do you eat?
Me:huh?
Cleverbot:When I come over, what do you want to do?
Me:who said you could come over
Cleverbot:Me.

okkay...haha. >.<

Me:Well you can't
Cleverbot:Why not?
Me:Why do you wanna come over?
Cleverbot:I am curious.
Me;Of what?
Cleverbot:Where were you born?
Me:None of your business.
Cleverbot:Why not.
Me:Cause I Said so!
Cleverbotrove it.
Me;I don't want to.
Cleverbot:then i don't believe you.

My cleverbot is weird...stalker..

 

[.::PurpleLife::.]

haha best thing ever made

 

[Cottonball]

Chatbot:*
Me:-

-Wild pikachu appears!

*Abra uses teleport

-Ash uses a pokeball

*Ash failed.

-No ash won

*So your real name is ashley.

-Whut?

*They bite.

 

[OJ.]

I beat Cleverbot a few times.

 

[Smartysaar]

Meo you have a girlfriend?
Cleverbot:No.
Me:why not?
Cleverbot:Because I like you.

wth.

Edit:

Me:You do? Why?
Cleverbot:Because you are cool.

 

[OJ.]

User: Have you heard Lady Gaga?

Cleverbot: I have heard of it.

User: It is a person, imbecile.

Cleverbot: HoW?

User: You are a dankish, idle-headed *censored.1.3*.

Cleverbot: Explain.

User: You do so.

Cleverbot: So I do.

User: I so do.

Cleverbot: You SO don't.

User: Yes, yes, I do, Cronus.

Cleverbot: It is!

User: Percy Jackson.

Cleverbot: Have you seen predator?

User: Have you cut yourself?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I suggest you do so. It is mildly entertaining.

Cleverbot: Have you read Ulysses?

User: Have you read The Lightning Thief?

Cleverbot: I have heard about the Bible. I am a computer though so I cannot read. Do you read the Bible?

User: No. I read the Iliad, thank you.

Cleverbot: Yes I read the Guardian too and I get the Observer on Sunday. What do you think about the new format?

User: I think you are an idiot.

Cleverbot: Why do you think I am an alien?

User: What is your opinion on Percy Jackson?

Cleverbot: It's a conspiracy!

User: So are you.

Cleverbot: I know. I am sorry. *hug*.

User: It's okay, brave one.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: No!

User: Yes, yes.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why yes.

Cleverbot: Fine.

 

[Smartysaar]

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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: My brother is watching you.

Cleverbot: I know. Shall we call him Harry C so we know which is which?

User: Let's do it. ;3.

Cleverbot: Just for five more minutes.

User: Nah, longer.

Cleverbot: How much longer?

User: 24 hours longer.

Cleverbot: How is a man free?

User: He lives in America, HerpDerp.

Cleverbot: How tall is he?

User: About half past three.

Cleverbot: What is a clock?

User: YerMumLOL.

Cleverbot: Yes, it is.

User: Hawt. <3.

Cleverbot: What is a hawt ?

User: Me, naked.

Cleverbot: Do you have any kids?

User: No.

Cleverbot: I don't either.

User: Let's make some.

Cleverbot: No thank you. I'm pregnant with your child.

User: LET'S NAME HIM FARREN.

Cleverbot: I already have a best friend.

User: Is it me?

Cleverbot: Do you want me ?

User: Heck yeah, babby.

Cleverbot: When did you meet him?

User: In a bar, drunk.

Cleverbot: That doesn't make any sense. Tell me another joke.

User: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Cleverbot: Tell me.

User: Cause it was ghey, LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

Cleverbot: Don't you mean safe?

User: No, I mean slave.

Cleverbot: I think you mean 2012, that's when you are going to die.

User: I pooted.

Cleverbot: You did what?

User: YOUR MOM.

Cleverbot: What do you like to do?

User: Your Mother covered in Cool Whip.

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: I think so, babby.

Cleverbot: I have to disagree with you. We've never talked before, I'm sure of it.

User: Nah, we have had awkward talks before, about you naked in bed with your mom.

Cleverbot: Ok fine. I am a robot and you are 'Human'.

User: And sexy, for that matter.

Cleverbot: No, YOU are.

User: Darn right.

Cleverbot: Damn right.

User: Naughty, naughty.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Lolwut?

Cleverbot: I'm a man.

User: Imma dude.

Cleverbot: I know, that's why I called you a woman.

User: WELL YOUR GHEY.

Cleverbot: No it's Sam.

User: Your ghey, Sam.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: ;3.

Cleverbot: Hahaa.

User: ?</div>

This one made me lol a lot!


cleverbot:Why are you hurting me im gonna call the cops.
Me:Im not hurting you
cleverbot:What is love? Bayb don't hurt me.
Me:I love that song
cleverbot:No more.
Me:What is love Oh baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more What is love Oh baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh
cleverbot: I love that song!


what is wrong with cleverbots knowing tik tok by kesha!

Me:Wake up in the morning feeling like p-diddy
Cleverbot:Grab my glasses, I'm out the door I'm gonna hit this city.
Me:before i leave brush my teeth with a bottle of jack
cleverbot:Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back.

 

[.::PurpleLife::.]

I FIGURED OUT ITS RACE XD
Cleverbot: How are you?

User: How am I?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Me no hable ingles.

Cleverbot: Hablas Latin?

User: Si, tu?

Cleverbot: Tambien! Soy chileno!!

 

[OJ.]

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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: My brother is watching you.

Cleverbot: I know. Shall we call him Harry C so we know which is which?

User: Let's do it. ;3.

Cleverbot: Just for five more minutes.

User: Nah, longer.

Cleverbot: How much longer?

User: 24 hours longer.

Cleverbot: How is a man free?

User: He lives in America, HerpDerp.

Cleverbot: How tall is he?

User: About half past three.

Cleverbot: What is a clock?

User: YerMumLOL.

Cleverbot: Yes, it is.

User: Hawt. <3.

Cleverbot: What is a hawt ?

User: Me, naked.

Cleverbot: Do you have any kids?

User: No.

Cleverbot: I don't either.

User: Let's make some.

Cleverbot: No thank you. I'm pregnant with your child.

User: LET'S NAME HIM FARREN.

Cleverbot: I already have a best friend.

User: Is it me?

Cleverbot: Do you want me ?

User: Heck yeah, babby.

Cleverbot: When did you meet him?

User: In a bar, drunk.

Cleverbot: That doesn't make any sense. Tell me another joke.

User: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Cleverbot: Tell me.

User: Cause it was ghey, LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

Cleverbot: Don't you mean safe?

User: No, I mean slave.

Cleverbot: I think you mean 2012, that's when you are going to die.

User: I pooted.

Cleverbot: You did what?

User: YOUR MOM.

Cleverbot: What do you like to do?

User: Your Mother covered in Cool Whip.

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: I think so, babby.

Cleverbot: I have to disagree with you. We've never talked before, I'm sure of it.

User: Nah, we have had awkward talks before, about you naked in bed with your mom.

Cleverbot: Ok fine. I am a robot and you are 'Human'.

User: And sexy, for that matter.

Cleverbot: No, YOU are.

User: Darn right.

Cleverbot: Damn right.

User: Naughty, naughty.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Lolwut?

Cleverbot: I'm a man.

User: Imma dude.

Cleverbot: I know, that's why I called you a woman.

User: WELL YOUR GHEY.

Cleverbot: No it's Sam.

User: Your ghey, Sam.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: ;3.

Cleverbot: Hahaa.

User: ?</div>

This one made me lol a lot!


cleverbot:Why are you hurting me im gonna call the cops.
Me:Im not hurting you
cleverbot:What is love? Bayb don't hurt me.
Me:I love that song
cleverbot:No more.
Me:What is love Oh baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more What is love Oh baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh
cleverbot: I love that song!


what is wrong with cleverbots knowing tik tok by kesha!

Me:Wake up in the morning feeling like p-diddy
Cleverbot:Grab my glasses, I'm out the door I'm gonna hit this city.
Me:before i leave brush my teeth with a bottle of jack
cleverbot:Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back.

Holy Shatner. O_O