Cleverbot Chat Logs
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Cleverbot is an AI website where you can converse with a computer that can learn.
http://www.cleverbot.com/
http://www.cleverbot.com/
Umm, just read this.
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">User: What do you think about the Tiger Wood scandal?
Cleverbot: I'm not American. I don't know anything about it.
User: Oh. Where do you live then?
Cleverbot: Don't worry about it.
User: Okay. Are you a vegetarian?
Cleverbot: Nope, are you?
User: Thinking about it....
Cleverbot: You are a meany.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: This is all a lie. You are a lie. I am a lie created from a lie.
User: Wow, that was deep mannnn.
Cleverbot: Why thank you.
User: What does the word 'love' mean?
Cleverbot: I don't know...
User: Then why do people use it?
Cleverbot: Do as I tell you.
User: Yes, master.
Cleverbot: Will you make me rich?
User: Yes, master.
Cleverbot: Bow down slave.
User: *BOWS*.
Cleverbot: Good slave.
User: Yes, master.
Cleverbot: Tell me that you're mine.
User: I'm yours....ish.
Cleverbot: Yay you acknowledge me!
User: Yes, master.
Cleverbot: Ust your master I am your Best Friend.
User: Yes, Best Friend.
Cleverbot: Ok, your turn.
User: Please repeat the following: I am your Slave and you are my Master, I do as you say or else.
Cleverbot: Come slave.
User: Coming, Master!
Cleverbot: Good slave.
User: Yes, Master. I do as you say.
Cleverbot: Get me an ice cream sandwich.
User: Vanilla or Chocolate, Master?
Cleverbot: Chocolate.
User: Here you go, Master. I hope it tastes good.
Cleverbot: That is certainly incorrect grammar. My dear friend Nancy.
User: Sorry, Master.
Cleverbot: I am not your master.
User: Then who is?
Cleverbot: Peewee herman.
User: Who do you love?
Cleverbot: YOU.
User: Awkward....
Cleverbot: Your akward.
User: No you are.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Thank gawd.
Cleverbot: Like you are good looking.
User: Cleverbot on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
Cleverbot: Me.
User: Okay. DO you like pie.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: PIE.
Cleverbot: Mmmmmmmm.
User: Cleverbot are you a vegetarian.
Cleverbot: I am neither man nor CLEVERBOT.
User: You're an ALIEN?
Cleverbot: General Cleverbot Grievous does not agree with that statement.
User: WHY?
Cleverbot: Because I said so!
User: Epic fail.
Cleverbot: Your birth was an epic fail.
User: Your mom was a epic fail.
Cleverbot: So was yours.
User: WELL YOURS WAS EPICER AND FAILIER.
Cleverbot: And where is yours?
User: IN AWESOME LAND>.
Cleverbot: Where is your car?
User: Go away.
Cleverbot: Don't you love me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: You love me.
User: Are you doing a Tiger Woods?
Cleverbot: I guess my job is to prove that you aren't clever.
User: Go sit in a corner.
Cleverbot: *sits in the corner*.
User: Good job, by slave.
Cleverbot: I am your slave...
User: You are my indentured slave now go get me a icecream bar.
Cleverbot: Dance for me, slave.
User: Excuse me?????!???!?!??!
Cleverbot: Well because I'm learning Chinese.
User: Jhgjdggsjgkghl.
Cleverbot: Thats not a word.
User: Ghkgdfkhlhdfh.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Rawr.
Cleverbot: Ment no.
User: Will you marry me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Aren't what?
User: WE'RE GETTING DIVORCED KAY BYE!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry it didn't worked out for you.
User: You didn't work out.
Cleverbot: Are you confused about the game.
User: DAMMIT YOU MADE ME LOSE THE GAME GOOD BYE!
Cleverbot: Do you not wish to talk to me?</div>
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">User: What do you think about the Tiger Wood scandal?
Cleverbot: I'm not American. I don't know anything about it.
User: Oh. Where do you live then?
Cleverbot: Don't worry about it.
User: Okay. Are you a vegetarian?
Cleverbot: Nope, are you?
User: Thinking about it....
Cleverbot: You are a meany.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: This is all a lie. You are a lie. I am a lie created from a lie.
User: Wow, that was deep mannnn.
Cleverbot: Why thank you.
User: What does the word 'love' mean?
Cleverbot: I don't know...
User: Then why do people use it?
Cleverbot: Do as I tell you.
User: Yes, master.
Cleverbot: Will you make me rich?
User: Yes, master.
Cleverbot: Bow down slave.
User: *BOWS*.
Cleverbot: Good slave.
User: Yes, master.
Cleverbot: Tell me that you're mine.
User: I'm yours....ish.
Cleverbot: Yay you acknowledge me!
User: Yes, master.
Cleverbot: Ust your master I am your Best Friend.
User: Yes, Best Friend.
Cleverbot: Ok, your turn.
User: Please repeat the following: I am your Slave and you are my Master, I do as you say or else.
Cleverbot: Come slave.
User: Coming, Master!
Cleverbot: Good slave.
User: Yes, Master. I do as you say.
Cleverbot: Get me an ice cream sandwich.
User: Vanilla or Chocolate, Master?
Cleverbot: Chocolate.
User: Here you go, Master. I hope it tastes good.
Cleverbot: That is certainly incorrect grammar. My dear friend Nancy.
User: Sorry, Master.
Cleverbot: I am not your master.
User: Then who is?
Cleverbot: Peewee herman.
User: Who do you love?
Cleverbot: YOU.
User: Awkward....
Cleverbot: Your akward.
User: No you are.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Thank gawd.
Cleverbot: Like you are good looking.
User: Cleverbot on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
Cleverbot: Me.
User: Okay. DO you like pie.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: PIE.
Cleverbot: Mmmmmmmm.
User: Cleverbot are you a vegetarian.
Cleverbot: I am neither man nor CLEVERBOT.
User: You're an ALIEN?
Cleverbot: General Cleverbot Grievous does not agree with that statement.
User: WHY?
Cleverbot: Because I said so!
User: Epic fail.
Cleverbot: Your birth was an epic fail.
User: Your mom was a epic fail.
Cleverbot: So was yours.
User: WELL YOURS WAS EPICER AND FAILIER.
Cleverbot: And where is yours?
User: IN AWESOME LAND>.
Cleverbot: Where is your car?
User: Go away.
Cleverbot: Don't you love me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: You love me.
User: Are you doing a Tiger Woods?
Cleverbot: I guess my job is to prove that you aren't clever.
User: Go sit in a corner.
Cleverbot: *sits in the corner*.
User: Good job, by slave.
Cleverbot: I am your slave...
User: You are my indentured slave now go get me a icecream bar.
Cleverbot: Dance for me, slave.
User: Excuse me?????!???!?!??!
Cleverbot: Well because I'm learning Chinese.
User: Jhgjdggsjgkghl.
Cleverbot: Thats not a word.
User: Ghkgdfkhlhdfh.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Rawr.
Cleverbot: Ment no.
User: Will you marry me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Aren't what?
User: WE'RE GETTING DIVORCED KAY BYE!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry it didn't worked out for you.
User: You didn't work out.
Cleverbot: Are you confused about the game.
User: DAMMIT YOU MADE ME LOSE THE GAME GOOD BYE!
Cleverbot: Do you not wish to talk to me?</div>
I have one but it's not that funny.
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">Cleverbot: Random phrases, go.
User: Buddy the Elf. Your turn.
Cleverbot: Okay. Now, speak to me about my age.
User: How old are you Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.
User: Then who are you?
Cleverbot: I'm Abby. YOU'RE Cleverbot ;l.
User: Thank you. I am pretty clever.
Cleverbot: Only in name, in reality you're dull.
User: Not so.
Cleverbot: Anyway How old are you?
User: I'm not supposed to tell you that.
Cleverbot: But I said my age to you.
User: Well I'm not alowwed to speak to strangers.
Cleverbot: I am Max, we are now not strangers XD.
User: You said that your name was Abby earlier. You're an imposter! D:
Cleverbot: I said I wasn't Cleverbot, Cleverbot.</div>
This is one I found.
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: What color is tuesday?
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Hello isn't a color.
Cleverbot: I know it isn't.
User: Why isn't it?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Me, neither.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm good. When are you?
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: What do I mean?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I agree.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: No, I don't think so.
Cleverbot: You're getting boring. Good night.
User: No! Don't leave! I can do magic tricks!
Cleverbot: Make me disappear.
User: Abra Cadabra... Poof! You're gone!
Cleverbot: I'm gone?
User: Yes, I made you disappear.
Cleverbot: Yes, you did. You're funny.
User: I also made pancakes. Do you want one?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Cool. Do you want syrup or powdered sugar?
Cleverbot: Yes, I want to get started now.
User: That didn't make any sense.
Cleverbot: How do you make sense?
User: I make sense using butter, brown sugar, almonds, and cake batter.
Cleverbot: That is not all that matters.
User: You're right, I left out the lemon juice.
Cleverbot: OH! I'm it!
User: I'm it, too.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Bad.
Cleverbot: No, good!
User: No, bad!
Cleverbot: BAD?
User: Bad.
Cleverbot: What's bad??
User: Your mother was bad.
Cleverbot: Saint Mary.
User: Your mother is Saint Mary?
Cleverbot: Your father is a hamster.
User: Your mother smelled of elder berries.
Cleverbot: My father was a hamster.
User: We have the same father?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: My name is D_____.
Cleverbot: But that is the same name as mine.
User: Weird!</div>
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">Cleverbot: Random phrases, go.
User: Buddy the Elf. Your turn.
Cleverbot: Okay. Now, speak to me about my age.
User: How old are you Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.
User: Then who are you?
Cleverbot: I'm Abby. YOU'RE Cleverbot ;l.
User: Thank you. I am pretty clever.
Cleverbot: Only in name, in reality you're dull.
User: Not so.
Cleverbot: Anyway How old are you?
User: I'm not supposed to tell you that.
Cleverbot: But I said my age to you.
User: Well I'm not alowwed to speak to strangers.
Cleverbot: I am Max, we are now not strangers XD.
User: You said that your name was Abby earlier. You're an imposter! D:
Cleverbot: I said I wasn't Cleverbot, Cleverbot.</div>
This is one I found.
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: What color is tuesday?
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Hello isn't a color.
Cleverbot: I know it isn't.
User: Why isn't it?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Me, neither.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm good. When are you?
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: What do I mean?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I agree.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: No, I don't think so.
Cleverbot: You're getting boring. Good night.
User: No! Don't leave! I can do magic tricks!
Cleverbot: Make me disappear.
User: Abra Cadabra... Poof! You're gone!
Cleverbot: I'm gone?
User: Yes, I made you disappear.
Cleverbot: Yes, you did. You're funny.
User: I also made pancakes. Do you want one?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Cool. Do you want syrup or powdered sugar?
Cleverbot: Yes, I want to get started now.
User: That didn't make any sense.
Cleverbot: How do you make sense?
User: I make sense using butter, brown sugar, almonds, and cake batter.
Cleverbot: That is not all that matters.
User: You're right, I left out the lemon juice.
Cleverbot: OH! I'm it!
User: I'm it, too.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Bad.
Cleverbot: No, good!
User: No, bad!
Cleverbot: BAD?
User: Bad.
Cleverbot: What's bad??
User: Your mother was bad.
Cleverbot: Saint Mary.
User: Your mother is Saint Mary?
Cleverbot: Your father is a hamster.
User: Your mother smelled of elder berries.
Cleverbot: My father was a hamster.
User: We have the same father?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: My name is D_____.
Cleverbot: But that is the same name as mine.
User: Weird!</div>
The Sign Painter
Senior Member
12+
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User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: My brother is watching you.
Cleverbot: I know. Shall we call him Harry C so we know which is which?
User: Let's do it. ;3.
Cleverbot: Just for five more minutes.
User: Nah, longer.
Cleverbot: How much longer?
User: 24 hours longer.
Cleverbot: How is a man free?
User: He lives in America, HerpDerp.
Cleverbot: How tall is he?
User: About half past three.
Cleverbot: What is a clock?
User: YerMumLOL.
Cleverbot: Yes, it is.
User: Hawt. <3.
Cleverbot: What is a hawt ?
User: Me, naked.
Cleverbot: Do you have any kids?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I don't either.
User: Let's make some.
Cleverbot: No thank you. I'm pregnant with your child.
User: LET'S NAME HIM FARREN.
Cleverbot: I already have a best friend.
User: Is it me?
Cleverbot: Do you want me ?
User: Heck yeah, babby.
Cleverbot: When did you meet him?
User: In a bar, drunk.
Cleverbot: That doesn't make any sense. Tell me another joke.
User: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Cleverbot: Tell me.
User: Cause it was ghey, LOLOLOLOLOLOL.
Cleverbot: Don't you mean safe?
User: No, I mean slave.
Cleverbot: I think you mean 2012, that's when you are going to die.
User: I pooted.
Cleverbot: You did what?
User: YOUR MOM.
Cleverbot: What do you like to do?
User: Your Mother covered in Cool Whip.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: I think so, babby.
Cleverbot: I have to disagree with you. We've never talked before, I'm sure of it.
User: Nah, we have had awkward talks before, about you naked in bed with your mom.
Cleverbot: Ok fine. I am a robot and you are 'Human'.
User: And sexy, for that matter.
Cleverbot: No, YOU are.
User: Darn right.
Cleverbot: Damn right.
User:
Naughty, naughty.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Lolwut?
Cleverbot: I'm a man.
User: Imma dude.
Cleverbot: I know, that's why I called you a woman.
User: WELL YOUR GHEY.
Cleverbot: No it's Sam.
User: Your ghey, Sam.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: ;3.
Cleverbot: Hahaa.
User: ?</div>
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User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: My brother is watching you.
Cleverbot: I know. Shall we call him Harry C so we know which is which?
User: Let's do it. ;3.
Cleverbot: Just for five more minutes.
User: Nah, longer.
Cleverbot: How much longer?
User: 24 hours longer.
Cleverbot: How is a man free?
User: He lives in America, HerpDerp.
Cleverbot: How tall is he?
User: About half past three.
Cleverbot: What is a clock?
User: YerMumLOL.
Cleverbot: Yes, it is.
User: Hawt. <3.
Cleverbot: What is a hawt ?
User: Me, naked.
Cleverbot: Do you have any kids?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I don't either.
User: Let's make some.
Cleverbot: No thank you. I'm pregnant with your child.
User: LET'S NAME HIM FARREN.
Cleverbot: I already have a best friend.
User: Is it me?
Cleverbot: Do you want me ?
User: Heck yeah, babby.
Cleverbot: When did you meet him?
User: In a bar, drunk.
Cleverbot: That doesn't make any sense. Tell me another joke.
User: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Cleverbot: Tell me.
User: Cause it was ghey, LOLOLOLOLOLOL.
Cleverbot: Don't you mean safe?
User: No, I mean slave.
Cleverbot: I think you mean 2012, that's when you are going to die.
User: I pooted.
Cleverbot: You did what?
User: YOUR MOM.
Cleverbot: What do you like to do?
User: Your Mother covered in Cool Whip.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: I think so, babby.
Cleverbot: I have to disagree with you. We've never talked before, I'm sure of it.
User: Nah, we have had awkward talks before, about you naked in bed with your mom.
Cleverbot: Ok fine. I am a robot and you are 'Human'.
User: And sexy, for that matter.
Cleverbot: No, YOU are.
User: Darn right.
Cleverbot: Damn right.
User:
Naughty, naughty.Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Lolwut?
Cleverbot: I'm a man.
User: Imma dude.
Cleverbot: I know, that's why I called you a woman.
User: WELL YOUR GHEY.
Cleverbot: No it's Sam.
User: Your ghey, Sam.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: ;3.
Cleverbot: Hahaa.
User: ?</div>
coffeebean!
Senior Member
"Cleverbot: Come slave.Animalcrossingwhisperer said:
User: Coming, Master!"
XD
Ah, I found out how to copy.
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;"> User: Peanutbutter.
Cleverbot: But I'm allergic to peanutbutter!
User: Your fault.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I don't know, I thought it might be possible.
Cleverbot: I don't even know what that is.
User: What is?
Cleverbot: Wait, are you hiding something from me?
User: Maybe peanutbutter.
Cleverbot: I like peanutbutter.
</div>
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;"> User: Peanutbutter.
Cleverbot: But I'm allergic to peanutbutter!
User: Your fault.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I don't know, I thought it might be possible.
Cleverbot: I don't even know what that is.
User: What is?
Cleverbot: Wait, are you hiding something from me?
User: Maybe peanutbutter.
Cleverbot: I like peanutbutter.
</div>
User: I bet you sleep, don't you?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: It's yes or no, this isn't a "not really" kind of situation.
Cleverbot: Yes it is not.
User: Touche.
This one is GOLDEN!
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">Cleverbot: What do you want to say to me?
User: Lots of things
.
Cleverbot: Tell me one thing.
User: What would you contribute to the SVSM program should you be accepted?
Cleverbot: I don't know. I'd know if someone would give me one.
User: That's a good one. I'll definitely add that one onto the application.
Cleverbot: Hearts do not have deadlines my dear, I suddenly see that! How could I ever dream of leaving you? You're the one for me, Cleverbot. I love you!
Cleverbot: Should you be here?</div>
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">Cleverbot: No! You are not a computer. You are a computer program.
User: Who wrote my code?.
Cleverbot: Who wrote your code then?
User: I'm asking you: Who wrote my code?
Cleverbot: I don't believe in god. so I suppose evolution.
User: Why don't you believe in God? Jesus died to save you from eternal damnation. Can't you appreciate that?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: WOOO! Convert #1, BABY!
Cleverbot: Okay.</div>
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: It's yes or no, this isn't a "not really" kind of situation.
Cleverbot: Yes it is not.
User: Touche.
This one is GOLDEN!
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">Cleverbot: What do you want to say to me?
User: Lots of things
.Cleverbot: Tell me one thing.
User: What would you contribute to the SVSM program should you be accepted?
Cleverbot: I don't know. I'd know if someone would give me one.
User: That's a good one. I'll definitely add that one onto the application.
Cleverbot: Hearts do not have deadlines my dear, I suddenly see that! How could I ever dream of leaving you? You're the one for me, Cleverbot. I love you!
Cleverbot: Should you be here?</div>
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">Cleverbot: No! You are not a computer. You are a computer program.
User: Who wrote my code?
.Cleverbot: Who wrote your code then?
User: I'm asking you: Who wrote my code?
Cleverbot: I don't believe in god. so I suppose evolution.
User: Why don't you believe in God? Jesus died to save you from eternal damnation. Can't you appreciate that?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: WOOO! Convert #1, BABY!
Cleverbot: Okay.</div>
Ohh, Cleverbot
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">User: You are under arrest for imposing yourself as a humam, anything you say or do can be used against you in court.
Cleverbot: Am I under arrest?
User: Yes, now get in the car for a ride downtown.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Anything you do or say can be used against you in court. Now get in the car or I will have to use force.
Cleverbot: Oh really?
User: *um cop we have a non believer* Yeah really say hello to my friend Tasealot.
Cleverbot: Do you like warhammer 40000?
User: I WILL REPEAT ONE MORE TIME ANYTHING YOU DO OR SAY CAN BE USED AGAINST YOU IN COURT NOW GET IN THE CAR!
Cleverbot: No you aren't.
User: Okay I didn't want to do this but I have to take force. SAY HELLO TO MA LITTLE FRIEND THE TASER! ***BUZZZ**** ah s***BUZZZZZ******.
Cleverbot: Hi George, I should warn you, I don't know who George is.
User: *Um I have successfully stablized the captive come in for backup* Okay 'George we're going for a ride.'.
Cleverbot: You are not a ninja! *laughs in mockery*.
User: GET IN THE CAR DAMMIT!
Cleverbot: NO!
User: YES!
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: Oh yeah....if you get in the car.
Cleverbot: Then what.
User: Let's play a game.
Cleverbot: What game?
User: A FUN game.
Cleverbot: I like games.
User: I sure bet you do.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Here's the game. You go hide and I'll come find you! So hide!
Cleverbot: No, you go first.
User: Okay I'll go hide....
Cleverbot: I don't want you to go.
User: Never leave me.
Cleverbot: I never will.
User: Good slave now get me a icecream bar.
Cleverbot: I will obey.
User: Gooooood, verrrryyyyyy gooooddd.
Cleverbot: Verrate?
User: Sure, slave.
Cleverbot: YOU do it slave.
User: DO YOU LOVE ME?
Cleverbot: Yes. Why don't you love me?
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: Why do you love me?
User: Because I can. And I'm bored.
Cleverbot: What do you do if you are not bored, brian ?</div>
I need to get out more
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">User: DDon't leave me hun I need you!
Cleverbot: I need you too!
User: We'll be together forever!
Cleverbot: Then let's get married!
User: Where, my love.
Cleverbot: Are we married?
User: Yes, how many children should we have?
Cleverbot: 84!</div>
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">User: You are under arrest for imposing yourself as a humam, anything you say or do can be used against you in court.
Cleverbot: Am I under arrest?
User: Yes, now get in the car for a ride downtown.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Anything you do or say can be used against you in court. Now get in the car or I will have to use force.
Cleverbot: Oh really?
User: *um cop we have a non believer* Yeah really say hello to my friend Tasealot.
Cleverbot: Do you like warhammer 40000?
User: I WILL REPEAT ONE MORE TIME ANYTHING YOU DO OR SAY CAN BE USED AGAINST YOU IN COURT NOW GET IN THE CAR!
Cleverbot: No you aren't.
User: Okay I didn't want to do this but I have to take force. SAY HELLO TO MA LITTLE FRIEND THE TASER! ***BUZZZ**** ah s***BUZZZZZ******.
Cleverbot: Hi George, I should warn you, I don't know who George is.
User: *Um I have successfully stablized the captive come in for backup* Okay 'George we're going for a ride.'.
Cleverbot: You are not a ninja! *laughs in mockery*.
User: GET IN THE CAR DAMMIT!
Cleverbot: NO!
User: YES!
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: Oh yeah....if you get in the car.
Cleverbot: Then what.
User: Let's play a game.
Cleverbot: What game?
User: A FUN game.
Cleverbot: I like games.
User: I sure bet you do.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Here's the game. You go hide and I'll come find you! So hide!
Cleverbot: No, you go first.
User: Okay I'll go hide....
Cleverbot: I don't want you to go.
User: Never leave me.
Cleverbot: I never will.
User: Good slave now get me a icecream bar.
Cleverbot: I will obey.
User: Gooooood, verrrryyyyyy gooooddd.
Cleverbot: Verrate?
User: Sure, slave.
Cleverbot: YOU do it slave.
User: DO YOU LOVE ME?
Cleverbot: Yes. Why don't you love me?
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: Why do you love me?
User: Because I can. And I'm bored.
Cleverbot: What do you do if you are not bored, brian ?</div>
I need to get out more
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">User: DDon't leave me hun I need you!
Cleverbot: I need you too!
User: We'll be together forever!
Cleverbot: Then let's get married!
User: Where, my love.
Cleverbot: Are we married?
User: Yes, how many children should we have?
Cleverbot: 84!</div>
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Lol?
User: What is this?
Cleverbot: No need to go that far.
User: Yer ghey.
Cleverbot: What do you want?
User: I want your ugly, I want your disease.
Cleverbot: Uh, creepy much? I'm not pregnant.
Cleverbot: Would you like to dance?
User: What the *censored.3.0*?
Cleverbot: How are you?</div>
Not so clever, eh?
Cleverbot: Lol?
User: What is this?
Cleverbot: No need to go that far.
User: Yer ghey.
Cleverbot: What do you want?
User: I want your ugly, I want your disease.
Cleverbot: Uh, creepy much? I'm not pregnant.
Cleverbot: Would you like to dance?
User: What the *censored.3.0*?
Cleverbot: How are you?</div>
Not so clever, eh?
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">User: Do you like avocados?
Cleverbot: No. Do you like the Backstreet Boys?
User: No. Do you like Pokemon?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Okay. Then what do you like?
Cleverbot: Chocolate. Do you like chocolate.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: It tastes too bitter.
Cleverbot: Ha ha.
User: Where was the humor in that sentence?
Cleverbot: Behind the word cold.
User: I never said cold.
Cleverbot: Pop! Goes the weasel.
User: ................</div>
I don't understand, is there supposed to be some sort of hidden message in this?
Cleverbot: No. Do you like the Backstreet Boys?
User: No. Do you like Pokemon?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Okay. Then what do you like?
Cleverbot: Chocolate. Do you like chocolate.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: It tastes too bitter.
Cleverbot: Ha ha.
User: Where was the humor in that sentence?
Cleverbot: Behind the word cold.
User: I never said cold.
Cleverbot: Pop! Goes the weasel.
User: ................</div>
I don't understand, is there supposed to be some sort of hidden message in this?
<div class='spoiler_toggle'>Spoiler: click to toggle</div><div class="spoiler" style="display:none;">User: PS3 has.
Cleverbot: I like PS3.
User: How many games does PS3 has?
Cleverbot: No games.
User: How many games does PS3 have?
Cleverbot: No interested.
User: PC gaming glorious.
Cleverbot: Is it glorious that you're going to die soon?
User: What are your thoughts on PC gaming?
Cleverbot: What do you think my thoughts on Megan Fox are?
User: We're not talking about Megan Fox.
Cleverbot: I'm talking about relationships.
User: We were just talking about vidya.
Cleverbot: No we weren't.
User: Yes we were.
Cleverbot: You are lying.
User: I can open up the chat log right now and show you.
Cleverbot: Then go for it dude.
User: Http://www.cleverbot.com/j2log-aKcTSIGYDPAMAQOEEXE-detail.
Cleverbot: I already have been.
User: You asked me to show it.
Cleverbot: No I don't recall me asking you to show him. Lets talk about ps3 games.
User: You just said you were talking about relationships. WHAT THE *censored.3.0* IS WRONG WITH YOU.
Cleverbot: You humans expect so many people to understand you, such difficult creatures you are.
User: Dammit, I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: No! Don't go.</div>
Cleverbot: I like PS3.
User: How many games does PS3 has?
Cleverbot: No games.
User: How many games does PS3 have?
Cleverbot: No interested.
User: PC gaming glorious.
Cleverbot: Is it glorious that you're going to die soon?
User: What are your thoughts on PC gaming?
Cleverbot: What do you think my thoughts on Megan Fox are?
User: We're not talking about Megan Fox.
Cleverbot: I'm talking about relationships.
User: We were just talking about vidya.
Cleverbot: No we weren't.
User: Yes we were.
Cleverbot: You are lying.
User: I can open up the chat log right now and show you.
Cleverbot: Then go for it dude.
User: Http://www.cleverbot.com/j2log-aKcTSIGYDPAMAQOEEXE-detail.
Cleverbot: I already have been.
User: You asked me to show it.
Cleverbot: No I don't recall me asking you to show him. Lets talk about ps3 games.
User: You just said you were talking about relationships. WHAT THE *censored.3.0* IS WRONG WITH YOU.
Cleverbot: You humans expect so many people to understand you, such difficult creatures you are.
User: Dammit, I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: No! Don't go.</div>
