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Casa de Muertos [Roleplay]

I pull a shocked face, and laugh to myself, before pushing my chair in, and starting to clean up the kitchen.
 
I laugh, and walk outside to an Apple tree a short way away from our shelter, that I saw on my way here in the first place. I pick a few, and take them back with me, eating one on the way.
 
"Booring!" I exclaim, trying to put my hair down frantically. "Just make the bacon." I grumble, and then yawn sleepily. "Also, don't go into that basement near that big end table in the 5-star suite rooms.." I say sarcastically.
 
I give Avalon half the bacon, and put the rest on a plate and put it on the middle of the table.
 
I watch him voraciously devour the bacon.
"Hey, slow down." I laugh, and take some for myself.
 
"What the heck? Half a piece of bacon?!?! Oh whatever." I grouchily eat some of it, munching it down. "Can't we go do something outside this place or what? I mean, really, we can't even go shopping for food? I feel like we're in Man vs. Wild over here!"
 
In my best Australian accent, I say "Hello everybody, I'm Bear Grylls. And today, I'm going to teach you how to survive the harsh conditions of uncomfortable beds and a one star resort."
 
I almost drop the plate as I silently laugh, but manage to put it away in the cobweb-free cupboard. I start to wash the mound of dishes in the sink.
 
"I guess we SHOULD do something, instead of eating bacon all day. It isn't Helix day, you know." I say jokingly.
"I suggest we try to find any traces of life... Other than those terrible slugs."
 
I pick up my spear, tying the red ribbon near the point. I take a green ribbon, and tie a gold one underneath.
 
"Shall we?" I say, leading the way. I then realize I'm in my pajamas, and run upstairs to change.
 
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