I smile wearily as I eat another piece. The feeling jumps up onto my neck, and I quickly brush the area. Out of my hair drops two little pitch-black spiders. They were similarly colored to the slugs; their entire bodies perfectly dark, except for eight shining white eyes.
I pick up my spear and violently smash them with the wooden end.
"Okay, so we've got black spiders, black slugs. What kind of mutated dark beasts are we going to encounter next?" I sigh, staring at the little dark spiders.
"Yaawn.." I look around. The beds are empty. I sniff the air, "Is..is that bacon?" I exclaim, running and tripping down the stairs. My hair is very messy, so I probably look like a caveman, (or woman?) "What are you guys doing..And did you eat all the bacon!?!" I sit down at the table, and the chair creaks slightly.
By the time I come downstairs, the others are already there. On the way down, I stab another of the black slug things.
"Hey guys, what's going on?" I ask, walking to the doorway to throw the slug outside.